Good Morning to all of those in the DC Green Zone

[Champakian]

How brave of you to walk into the fire of National Insurrection Day.

51 capitols and Puerto Rico in the hands of the white supremacist National Guard.
So to prevent insurrectional violence, we have invited a military coup.

But, starting today we return to the Obama years and the promise that
we are going to turn that aircraft carrier around, but remember,
it takes a lot of time to turn an aircraft carrier around.

You can get in the car, but don't tell us how to get it out of the ditch.
We're going back to all of the things that got us the popular vote in 2016!

This time it's going to work.

[It's not Socialism, it's just more social justice, equality and unfettered prosperity,
but remember, we're not exceptional and 1-2% growth is an ambitious target;
we're not China, our newest best friend as we pivot back to hating Russia more.]

 

[Champakian]

I am breathlessly watching CBS for the scenes of violence and
National Guard clashes with the insurrectionists not just in the Green Zone
but in all of the other capitols, but they are refusing to report on that.

Is that the first salvo in the war to heal and unite?

 

[Philthy_Phil]

Ah yes, bring on them republitard tears. These will be your last as a trumptard. Lol

 

[Champakian]

Still no sign of insurrection...

Must have been a Russian hoax; it could not have been a Democrat hoax
because they are all about healing and unity.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Good morning, AJ! It's a beautiful morning, isn't it?

 

[Champakian]

I guess I'm a little early because I just got the super-secret insurrectionist memo,
the carnage starts at 12PM Eastern...



But still, you would think that there would be footage of them assembling.

Maybe CBS can fake some footage, it wouldn't be the first time.

 

[rae121452]

today's weather report: minus 45! don't let the tears freeze on your face.

 

[Champakian]

That wasn't funny the first time and repetition isn't going to improve that.

Are you already into the celebratory vodka?

 

[Wrong Element]

Why is there a "DC Green Zone" again?

 

[RoryN]

That wasn't funny the first time and

Yes it was. That's why it's being repeated worldwide.

Meanwhile, whenever Deplorables try to tell a joke, the room dies - unless there's another racist around to hear it. *nod*

 

[Champakian]

Why is there a "DC Green Zone" again?

Because the Democrats need to create an enemy of the State in order to silence opposition.

They're that insecure.

After all, just days ago, they went back to Russia, Russia, Russia...

 

[Champakian]

Stupid says:

Yes it was. That's why it's being repeated worldwide.

Meanwhile, whenever Deplorables try to tell a joke, the room dies - unless there's another racist around to hear it. *nod*

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Yes it was. That's why it's being repeated worldwide.

Meanwhile, whenever Deplorables try to tell a joke, the room dies - unless there's another racist around to hear it. *nod*

Now, now.

To be fair, AJ has carried the room all by his lonesome a few times in the past and just look at him now...he's all hot and bothered by the goings on today.

Who knows how that spark to his super snark will unload the choicest of original sarcastic bon mots on this historic day!

 

[Champakian]

So none of you has any links to the insurgency that you were so concerned about?



Interesting...

 

[rae121452]

That wasn't funny the first time and repetition isn't going to improve that.

Are you already into the celebratory vodka?

speak for yourself, hiawatha. the majority of americans think it's the funniest thing they've heard in 4 years. minus 45 and not a sign of precipitation!

and, alas, no-i emptied the vodka bottle last night and can't take time to go to the liquor store because i have to spend the day watching the inauguration of the legitimately elected president who received more votes than any other in history. but i do have a bottle of wine to have with my celebratory supper!

 

[MartinHeidegger]

How brave of you to walk into the fire of National Insurrection Day.

51 capitols and Puerto Rico in the hands of the white supremacist National Guard.
So to prevent insurrectional violence, we have invited a military coup.

But, starting today we return to the Obama years and the promise that
we are going to turn that aircraft carrier around, but remember,
it takes a lot of time to turn an aircraft carrier around.

You can get in the car, but don't tell us how to get it out of the ditch.
We're going back to all of the things that got us the popular vote in 2016!

This time it's going to work.

[It's not Socialism, it's just more social justice, equality and unfettered prosperity,
but remember, we're not exceptional and 1-2% growth is an ambitious target;
we're not China, our newest best friend as we pivot back to hating Russia more.]

Sorry for your butthurt. Thoughts and prayers for the next four years.

Still no sign of insurrection...

Must have been a Russian hoax; it could not have been a Democrat hoax
because they are all about healing and unity.

Just when I thought you couldn't be more dense.

 

[phrodeau]

What happened with all the censorship we’re supposed to have? Is Champie being censored or not?

 

[Philthy_Phil]

So none of you has any links to the insurgency that you were so concerned about?



Interesting...

The feds called their bluff and they pussied out. Typical Confederates. Lol

 

[Emerson40]

Lots of tears and whining in here, from a sad fella who claims to have voted for Gary Johnson.

First American Stinker, and now AJ’s greatest hope to help him with his Hillary issues is gone.

Poor forklift driver. He’s having a rough week.

 

[phrodeau]

I for one like seeing the National Guard sitting on their helmets, while the FBI is working overtime.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

It's 1865 all over again.

 

[spacekowboy]

New AJ, Same cuntiness.


Have fun being isolated and crying your bitter tears.

 

[Champakian]

So, what's the insurrection update, how many capitols are under siege from radical Trump mobs?

Ball park figure? Larger than five?

 

[adrina]

Yeah, amazing how activating the national guard, putting up fencing, a parler data dump and having the authorities tracking down traitors puts a damper on insurrection.

Imagine that.

 

[Champakian]

Unneeded snowflake hysteria...