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If those tame tales are your dirtiest, just how pedestrian is your life‽ Really?

You're 23, for fucksake!! Where's the adventure? The experimentation? The excitement???
 
If those tame tales are your dirtiest, just how pedestrian is your life‽ Really?

You're 23, for fucksake!! Where's the adventure? The experimentation? The excitement???

Haha fair enough, at least give me some depraved ideas to try out
 
You will probably get more replies if you post this on a different Literotica board. Read through The Playground, or maybe the BDSM and the fetish boards, and see if they appeal.
 
Sex while bog-snorkelling. The clothes we were wearing never shed the stains...
 
You will probably get more replies if you post this on a different Literotica board. Read through The Playground, or maybe the BDSM and the fetish boards, and see if they appeal.

Probably get more replies if it wasn't a blatant performance alt.
We've seen so many...
 
Exactly

Old and jaded needs to be relevant and thinks added youth will overcome mediocrity.
 
Went down on a girl, made her come 3 times, didn't realise till after, it was dark, that she had a tampon in and was on her period.
 
Went down on a girl, made her come 3 times, didn't realise till after, it was dark, that she had a tampon in and was on her period.

What qualifies as "dirty" to some people is mind boggling :rolleyes:
 
Groping and being groped in a mud bath/pit outside of Cartagena whilst in the company of strangers comes to mind.
 
i once had a sewer line clog and had sewage back up in the basement about three feet deep-and i had to pump it out and clean it up. filthy!
 
Guys, you don't know the meaning of dirt until you've cared for a bedbound dementia patient with bowel cancer. They like finger painting.
 
I slipped in a mud puddle once while wearing loafers. I could get no traction.
 
i once took a crap and didn't wash my hands immediately.

because i couldn't.

because douchebags didn't have any fucking soap or towels.

savages.
 
I mud wrestled a guy once. It wasn't the slightest bit erotic, either. But we were both covered head to toe in mud. That would have to be it.
 
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