Litiquette VII

[LizVegas79]

Busts in all hopped up on Filthy Friday
Not even gonna try and segue

Sex: how messy do you like it?

Everyone usually says “no food in bed!”
Fuck that noise.
I’ll cover you in honey and lick it off and you can thank me later all wrapped up in sticky sheets.
Cum, lady juices— just not in my eyes please. Rude.
Sex after the gym? Hot and sweaty? Why not.

For y’all neatniks in the bed, whaddya do when you find yourself in the sack with a filthy animal?

(I can hear Aussie running for the hills as I type this)

Bonus points for describing the biggest sex mess you’ve ever been a party to!

Sex: I never set out with messy as a goal (well, rarely anyways lol) but hey, stuff happens right? Let's oil ourselves down and get to it!

I love, Love, LOVE hot sweaty sex. In the summer I'll actually open our bedroom windows when it's 105 outside to let the heat IN. I love no-shower after gym, or come up from behind me while I'm (or he) is working out sex too.

And food? Bring it. Honey, chocolate syrup, sticky everywhere pineapple, we're doing something wrong if we aren't working up an appetite right?

And if it gets in my hair? So fucking what? My hair is long, sometimes all the way down to my ass, so I spend a ton on conditioner. It sort of combs right out anyways if you get to it before it dries. Besides, I like how it smells. If he wants to do his part to help keep my hair shiny and moisturized, I'm not stopping him.

(just try not to get any in my eyes. I love a good thick messy facial, but just give me a little warning first so that I can close my eyes okay? - that shit stings!)

Hmm, those bonus points are tempting Trekka . Well, I do, on occasion squirt when I'm really in the moment. And not just a little like some women. Also, as some people on here already know, when I was younger I was the only girl, or one of the only girls, after parties. Guys have their needs and I was willing and happy to make them happy. Which sometimes meant I was a mess from head to toe afterwards

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I’m not opposed to messy food sticky sex, it has its time and place.
But man, after 8+ orgasms and I’m laying there breathless, blushed cheeks, body still shaking and glowing, the last thing I wanna do it get off the bed, shower and redo sheets.
Nah.
But I’m all about some cock worship and chocolate ganache.
It’s the perfect 10am on a filthy Friday.

 

[Trekka]

I’m not opposed to messy food sticky sex, it has its time and place.
But man, after 8+ orgasms and I’m laying there breathless, blushed cheeks, body still shaking and glowing, the last thing I wanna do it get off the bed, shower and redo sheets.
Nah.
But I’m all about some cock worship and chocolate ganache.
It’s the perfect 10am on a filthy Friday.

You are perfectly capable of falling asleep filthy dirty.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

You are perfectly capable of falling asleep filthy dirty.

Giggling.
Yeah good point, very much so.


I wanna get dirty again.
Maybe we do it outside by the pool this time.
*orders more body paint.*

 

[QuietCanadian]

*searches for some popcorn*

 

[Trekka]

Giggling.
Yeah good point, very much so.


I wanna get dirty again.
Maybe we do it outside by the pool this time.
*orders more body paint.*

That pool is chilly this time of year.
Rock hard nipples.
Perfect for tweaking and pulling and tugging.
Hard, just like you like it.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

That pool is chilly this time of year.
Rock hard nipples.
Perfect for tweaking and pulling and tugging.
Hard, just like you like it.

Mmhmmm...
makes my breath hitch.
soft whimpers.
And a “pull them harder please”
They’ll make for great pics, for sure.

We don’t need to wash off in the pool.
Shower, just like last time.
Hot steamy water and soapy hands all over each other.
Clean.
Well, for the time being.

 

[Trekka]

Mmhmmm...
makes my breath hitch.
soft whimpers.
And a “pull them harder please”
They’ll make for great pics, for sure.

We don’t need to wash off in the pool.
Shower, just like last time.
Hot steamy water and soapy hands all over each other.
Clean.
Well, for the time being.

Shower? Pool? You’ll be lucky if you make it past the front door jamb.

 

[tnman03]

Shower? Pool? You’ll be lucky if you make it past the front door jamb.

You two rent a resort someplace... or come over to my place and trash my converted basement. I'll set up cameras for you and go and get some scooby snacks for you while you're making that mess.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

You two rent a resort someplace... or come over to my place and trash my converted basement. I'll set up cameras for you and go and get some scooby snacks for you while you're making that mess.

What in the .......
Scooby snack?! Sweet Christ.
shakes my head.
and slaps your ass.

 

[tnman03]

What in the .......
Scooby snack?! Sweet Christ.
shakes my head.
and slaps your ass.

I figured after your last after-action report that you two would be all about getting all warmed up first. So hey, some fuel for the continued play.

 

[Trekka]

Scooby Snacks... puppy play reference? Or is he slipping us mickeys... ?

 

[hotwords229_A]

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There’s nothing wrong with a little dirty sex. You just have to remember to clean up when you’re done.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I have absolutely nothing to add to this conversation. Which seems entirely fair, considering how much I blathered on yesterday.


*catches up to and passes Aussie*

Grabs your hand and keeps sprinting.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Helllloooooo Saturday morning.

Morning sex.

Your body is ready and rested.
He’ll stay harder longer.
You’ll feel lovey-dovey for the rest of the day.
You’ll get to drink in the views, hello sunshine.
Rocking a better morning mood.
It counts as a morning workout (or pre-workout)
Best way to start the day off, right?

Who’s a fan?
Would you rather pass and save it for later?
Or maybe one is begging for it and the other is negotiating to get out of it?

 

[Trekka]

Good morning, sunshine
Someone woke up on the sensual side of the bed, eh?

Mmmmmmorrrrrning sex.... *meow*

 

[QuietCanadian]

Yes, please. I may be a bit of an anxious lover of I don't brush my teeth, but yes. Why save for later when you can do both? Why even limit to two, QC? It's bad when I'm talking to myself isn't it?

Either way, yes please. Morning sex is the best way to start the day. Get all messy before a nice steamy shower and some breakfast. I still wake up hard AF basically every day (TMI, I know). Might still be a little messy from the night before. There's a lot of positives really.

 

[Trekka]

^that is absolutely the right amount of “I”

 

[SassySheDevil]

Yes, please. I may be a bit of an anxious lover of I don't brush my teeth, but yes. Why save for later when you can do both? Why even limit to two, QC? It's bad when I'm talking to myself isn't it?

Either way, yes please. Morning sex is the best way to start the day. Get all messy before a nice steamy shower and some breakfast. I still wake up hard AF basically every day (TMI, I know). Might still be a little messy from the night before. There's a lot of positives really.

LOL Why did I suddenly picture you bending her over the sink so you could brush and fuck??

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Good morning, sunshine
Someone woke up on the sensual side of the bed, eh?

Mmmmmmorrrrrning sex.... *meow*

I’m a go for morning sex every.single.day. Try my hardest with roaming hands and soft lips to get my husband on board. Some playful banter. Ok, even a little begging here and there. Rarely do I get any, he’s not a fan. You’d think after 20yrs I’d stop trying, nope.
#lifelonggoals

Yes, please. I may be a bit of an anxious lover of I don't brush my teeth, but yes. Why save for later when you can do both? Why even limit to two, QC? It's bad when I'm talking to myself isn't it?

Either way, yes please. Morning sex is the best way to start the day. Get all messy before a nice steamy shower and some breakfast. I still wake up hard AF basically every day (TMI, I know). Might still be a little messy from the night before. There's a lot of positives really.

Falls over.
Morning sexy time and then a shower together afterwards.
I’d be in cloud nine all day, possibly not so naughty too.
Ok, maybe that’s not entirely accurate. Hold me over until 10am.

 

[Portobelllobelle]

I’m a go for morning sex every.single.day. Try my hardest with roaming hands and soft lips to get my husband on board. Some playful banter. Ok, even a little begging here and there. Rarely do I get any, he’s not a fan. You’d think after 20yrs I’d stop trying, nope.
#lifelonggoals

Couldn’t agree more. Every morning plz. As for not getting what’s needed in the morning, let’s talk

 

[QuietCanadian]

^that is absolutely the right amount of “I”

Noted.

LOL Why did I suddenly picture you bending her over the sink so you could brush and fuck??

I'm not sure, but I'm picturing this now, too. How would I rinse?

Falls over.
Morning sexy time and then a shower together afterwards.
I’d be in cloud nine all day, possibly not so naughty too.
Ok, maybe that’s not entirely accurate. Hold me over until 10am.

You know, it makes those hard to reach places easier. Teamwork makes the dream work and all.

 

[Endless_Night]

Are you kidding? Until I’ve had one unit of caffeine I am a zombie! Try to talk to me and I will eat your face.

Sometimes I am just out of place on this thread….


Where is Aussie when you need her?

 

[SassySheDevil]

I'm not sure, but I'm picturing this now, too. How would I rinse?

"um.. Touch your toes really quick honey, I'm going to drive it in deep... "Spit"... Oh yeah!" *shrugs*

 

[Orchidea73]

Morning sex is great. Even if you don't feel like at the moment you will be happy after. It gives you a big boost of energy the whole day, and it's the best wake up I can think off. Maybe coffe in bed is close.