I melted my fingerprints off...

[Saint_Ann]

...with oven cleaner and SOS pads. Now my phone won't open.

 

[toeskr]

...with oven cleaner and SOS pads. Now my phone won't open.

Time to rob a bank.

Speaking of knob, stroke, alzheimers or plain stupidity?

Sorry. Knob- rob.

 

[Champakian]

I tend to wear those big yellow plastic gloves.
But that just might be me.

 

[Saint Peter]

Open a window.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

I think you can still make them out on my breasts, if that helps

 

[crazychemgirl]

...with oven cleaner and SOS pads. Now my phone won't open.

It’s like me wearing a mask all day at work and being unable to unlock my stupid phone.

 

[Saint_Ann]

I assume they'll grow back.

 

[rockcasbah]

It’s like me wearing a mask all day at work and being unable to unlock my stupid phone.

How long before we give up and redo the face rec?

 

[doowdniw]

I assume they'll grow back.

If they do, go back with the angle grinder.

 

[Saint_Ann]

If they do, go back with the angle grinder.

Do I need an angle grinder? I do most of my grinding straight-on.

 

[HisArpy]

I think you can still make them out on my breasts, if that helps

GB style forensic analysis is required here so we need pics. Close ups too.

 

[Saint_Ann]

They're starting to grow back. My phone will unlock 2 out of 7 tries.

 

[JamesBoner]

They're starting to grow back. My phone will unlock 2 out of 7 tries.

https://pa1.narvii.com/7112/1270022fd3189a71eb21b6c6008c658f5dc0f5c0r1-435-250_hq.gif

That's not your finger prints growing back!

 

[FGB]

I know a woman that spilled some paint in her shower.

No big deal one says.

OH! But wait, add ignorance to impatience with some chemicals one should NEVER store in any living quarters results in smoke, deadly fumes and a small explosion.

Sorta killed the bacteria in her septic tank.

Hence I had to go over there some months later while she had Covid 19 and install a clean out and jump start her septic system.

Lord have mercy!