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or the dog if you insist…

it's just a plot device to give an excuse to pop into the neighbour's yard without warning.

Who is nude in the hot tub?

~ the neighbour couple fucking, if you want to be conservative

~ the hot trophy wife, alone, drunk and horny cause hubby is out drinking "for work " again ("|"probably at the strippers like the night he met me" she sobs)

~ the neighbour couple, having incestuous sex with...take your pick

~ the neighbour couple naked with their au pair or nanny.

~ the neighbour's hot daughter home from college, naked and alone.
 
man goes chasing his cat into the neighbors, sees inside the big glass windows his own daughter being fucked by the couple...

Or, a woman sees her son having sex with the older woman next door, but sure she thinks to herself that she looks better than her, why would her son find her attractive when he has me?

Or, college girl goes across and the couple is out enjoying an afternoon beer/glass of wine. She starts chatting with them and he helps her get the cat from out behind the pushes. As she is holding him, the cat scratches her - naturally right on her pert, nubile breast. The woman comes over to help her and takes her inside to look more closely. A few minutes later the husband comes in and finds his wife sucking on the girls breasts...

So many intriguing possibilities when there is a loose pussy!
 
sirhugs said:
lovely pun to build into a story...
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Perhaps a better line would be "Excuse me, have you seen my pussy?"


Housewife nips out to the backyard in just a silky nighty to fetch in her cat but it's nowhere to be seem. So she calls at the house next door the man of the house answers in just his jeans, "Excuse me," she says, "have you seen my pussy?"

"No," he replies, "but I think I'd like to!"
 
Carnevil9 said:
My Girl's Pussy
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I had the original 10-inch 78rpm single, bought when first released. 'Pussy' was the B side. The A side was 'River Blues', about suicide: "I've made some plans, I've left some notes / I'm gonna keep walking till my straw hat floats". I flat-pick that on mandolin in F-major. Not that I *would* choose that method of termination. Too slow.

Back to topic. In Soviet Amerika, cat chases YOU. You're strolling through the woods in my vicinity and become aware that a puma is stalking you. You run for cover, through a fence bearing a sign: Don't Be A Prude, Go Nude. (This is just up my road.) Inside the fence, you find either out-of-shape nudists, a hot orgy, or a gaming tournament. Hilarity ensues.
 
silversword said:
Perhaps a better line would be "Excuse me, have you seen my pussy?"


Housewife nips out to the backyard in just a silky nighty to fetch in her cat but it's nowhere to be seem. So she calls at the house next door the man of the house answers in just his jeans, "Excuse me," she says, "have you seen my pussy?"
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Well, as long as it isn't Mrs. Slocumb.
 
silversword said:
A character in an old British sitcom - Are You Being Served. To be honest a bit before my time as well.

A lot of the humour was build around double entendre
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I am old enough to recall seeing it in channel listings, back when those were something published in newspapers. Pretty sure I never watched it. My Brit sitcom phase ran pretty much from Fawlty Towers to...??? I was going to type Benny Hill, but realized it was not really a sit com.

I could imagine old Basil Fawlty chasing the pussy...cat that is.
 
sirhugs said:
I am old enough to recall seeing it in channel listings, back when those were something published in newspapers. Pretty sure I never watched it. My Brit sitcom phase ran pretty much from Fawlty Towers to...??? I was going to type Benny Hill, but realized it was not really a sit com.

I could imagine old Basil Fawlty chasing the pussy...cat that is.
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And he did - at least in the immortal Sybil's eyes.

A young Australian female, I seem to recall.
 
sirhugs said:
I am old enough to recall seeing it in channel listings, back when those were something published in newspapers. Pretty sure I never watched it. My Brit sitcom phase ran pretty much from Fawlty Towers to...??? I was going to type Benny Hill, but realized it was not really a sit com.

I could imagine old Basil Fawlty chasing the pussy...cat that is.
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That's just made me think of Basil having seen a cat run up the stairs in the hotel, cue Polly coming down the stairs, "Did you see it Polly?"

"See what, Mr Fawlty"

"The pussy, Polly," manically looking round her legs.

"What's going on," Sybil calls from the reception.

"Mr Fawlty's thought he saw a pussy," replies Polly holding down the hem of her skirt
 
silversword said:
That's just made me think of Basil having seen a cat run up the stairs in the hotel, cue Polly coming down the stairs, "Did you see it Polly?"

"See what, Mr Fawlty"

"The pussy, Polly," manically looking round her legs.

"What's going on," Sybil calls from the reception.

"Mr Fawlty's thought he saw a pussy," replies Polly holding down the hem of her skirt
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I always figured Polly would go for Sybil, not Basil...
 
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