🙊 Confessions Of A Late Bloomer - Share Yours!

[Wild_Honey_66]

I didn't get my driver's license 'til I was a senior in high school.
I didn't lose my V-card until I was nearly 21.
I didn't smoke a joint until I was... *calculates* Fifty-two!

Aaand I still can't swim the freestyle stroke.




What is something it took you a while to get around to doing?

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Eating asparagus.

Had it last summer. It really is as bad as it smells.

Trust me, I won't be causing any shortages

 

[mulehead61]

Hiked to my first mountaintop at 52
Traveled to Europe at 47
Learned to drive a stick at 24

 

[Deacon_Voss]

I’ll have yours. Give it here.

I'll trade for your mashed potatoes

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Sorry, I’m keeping those. You can have my dessert.

Can we negotiate what's for dessert?

 

[Asian_Flower]

I did not have a orgasm with a man until I was in my twenties.

 

[WerdNerd]

I didn't get my driver's license 'til I was a senior in high school.
I didn't lose my V-card until I was nearly 21.
I didn't smoke a joint until I was... *calculates* Fifty-two!

Aaand I still can't swim the freestyle stroke.




What is something it took you a while to get around to doing?

So you're going to smoke a joint several years in the future? I didn't know you were psychic.

 

[Trekka]

hah! funny thread idea...

i didn't fly on an airplane until i was 18
and
i didn't ride a horse until last week

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Middle age and just found out Bigfoot is fake. Well, what the fuck am I even living for?

 

[Jd192235]

hah! funny thread idea...

i didn't fly on an airplane until i was 18
and
i didn't ride a horse until last week

Is “ride a horse” a euphemism for something trek?

 

[AlpineFresco]

Hmm.
Didn’t lose my virginity until I was 25.
Didn’t fly til I was 26.
Never learned to drive.
About to learn to ride a bike.

I used to be bothered by these, now I’m content to continue to have the opportunities to pick up skills/experiences - that feels pretty good.

 

[Trekka]

Is “ride a horse” a euphemism for something trek?

Stirrups were involved.

 

[Jd192235]

Stirrups were involved.

And a riding crop?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I was 41 the first time I kinda-sorta rolled an R. I am sorry to say that I've not improved any since.

 

[Trekka]

I am 39 and I’ve only recently discovered the luxurious and sumptuous word of robes.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I didn't have my first divorce until I was well into my 30s.

Slacker.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Middle aged and still never met anyone from the internet but if I ever decided to quite a few of you are Bob Evans worthy.

 

[Booboobear84]

I didn't get my driver's license 'til I was a senior in high school.
I didn't lose my V-card until I was nearly 21.
I didn't smoke a joint until I was... *calculates* Fifty-two!

Aaand I still can't swim the freestyle stroke.




What is something it took you a while to get around to doing?

High school swim team and didn't learn Australian crawl (often called freestyle, which permits any style in a race, but everyone does crawl) until my 40s.

Didn't learn how to skip until I was 21

didn't learn to unicycle until 13 (slacker in my family)

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Middle aged and still never met anyone from the internet but if I ever decided to quite a few of you are Bob Evans worthy.

They'd better have pie.

High school swim team and didn't learn Australian crawl (often called freestyle, which permits any style in a race, but everyone does crawl) until my 40s.

Didn't learn how to skip until I was 21

didn't learn to unicycle until 13 (slacker in my family)

You have some interesting hobbies!

 

[ydahecnot]

I did not have a orgasm with a man until I was in my twenties.

I do like the alternative not discounted

 

[Booboobear84]

They'd better have pie.



You have some interesting hobbies!

I learned skipping when I learned how to dance as opposed to most people who learn in kindergarten

 

[ydahecnot]

—Didn’t have a orgasm with a woman till I was 25.
—Didn’t cook my own turkey till I was 55.
—Wasn’t in Utah till I was 57

 

[Leigh81]

-Lost my virginity to my now husband less than a week before my 20th birthday.
-Didn't have any extra marital fun until after turning 30.
-Being Canadian I still can't ice skate

 

[mulehead61]

-Lost my virginity to my now husband less than a week before my 20th birthday.
-Didn't have any extra marital fun until after turning 30.
-Being Canadian I still can't ice skate

Loser!!!!

 

[Leigh81]

Loser!!!!

Imagine the worst skater you've ever seen......that's me.