I watch porn for the humor!

[Jada59]

Okay, not really but it seems that way sometimes.

I was watching one of an older woman, younger man. I was trying to figure out where they were. The room they were in was all wood. Wood walls and floor and a picnic table made of the same light colored, highly polished wood. The table had scallop cut accents on it.

At first, the two of them were sitting on opposite sides of the table, as far from each other as they could be. Then she joined him. They twisted their arms around each other and took a drink of presumably vodka. Each had a small plastic cup and a bottle of vodka was on the table.

They began kissing and things got real! Yes, sex was a'coming, But as they got undressed... Oh no! The older woman got stuck in her out of fashion, red pants. Yep. Stuck around the ankles. She struggled and struggled.

Dude had to help her out of her pants. And even HE had trouble! Makes me wonder how she got into them in the first place! Shouldn't they have cut that part out? It was too funny. I couldn't pay attention to the rest of it.

What funny things have you seen in porn?

 

[bill3901]

I remember watching an x rated version of Cinderella in like the 80s and that movie had some legitimately funny parts in it, up to and including that the Prince had to find a woman with a "snapping pussy" instead of a show that fit...lol

Okay, not really but it seems that way sometimes.

I was watching one of an older woman, younger man. I was trying to figure out where they were. The room they were in was all wood. Wood walls and floor and a picnic table made of the same light colored, highly polished wood. The table had scallop cut accents on it.

At first, the two of them were sitting on opposite sides of the table, as far from each other as they could be. Then she joined him. They twisted their arms around each other and took a drink of presumably vodka. Each had a small plastic cup and a bottle of vodka was on the table.

They began kissing and things got real! Yes, sex was a'coming, But as they got undressed... Oh no! The older woman got stuck in her out of fashion, red pants. Yep. Stuck around the ankles. She struggled and struggled.

Dude had to help her out of her pants. And even HE had trouble! Makes me wonder how she got into them in the first place! Shouldn't they have cut that part out? It was too funny. I couldn't pay attention to the rest of it.

What funny things have you seen in porn?

 

[Jada59]

I have not seen this one but gives me faith in humanity- thank you for that description!!

You're welcome.

 

[Jada59]

I remember watching an x rated version of Cinderella in like the 80s and that movie had some legitimately funny parts in it, up to and including that the Prince had to find a woman with a "snapping pussy" instead of a show that fit...lol

Oh, that IS funny!

 

[Funit]

I can't be bothered to go searching for it now but there is a porn video out there somewhere of some black dude who screams at the top of his voice like he's being tortured, it is funny as hell.

 

[Jada59]

I can't be bothered to go searching for it now but there is a porn video out there somewhere of some black dude who screams at the top of his voice like he's being tortured, it is funny as hell.

Hehehe. Maybe I'll find it one day!

 

[ChuckWolf]

On the other side of the coin, I jerk off to Laurel & Hardy.

 

[ChuckWolf]

I was watching one of an older woman, younger man. I was trying to figure out where they were. The room they were in was all wood. Wood walls and floor and a picnic table made of the same light colored, highly polished wood. The table had scallop cut accents on it.

Almost sounds like they were in a building on a public park; having an indoor picnic table is weird.

 

[Jada59]

On the other side of the coin, I jerk off to Laurel & Hardy.

Hehehe.

 

[Jada59]

Almost sounds like they were in a building on a public park; having an indoor picnic table is weird.

It appeared to be a house. There were curtains and a lamp. At first I thought it might be a pizza parlor because some of those here have that kind of tables, but they're usually dark wood.

 

[Jada59]

Saw another one last night This one touted a teen losing her virginity for bothering her BF.

Not sure what country this one was filmed in but I don't think it was the USA. BF and GF both had blonde, almost white hair and blue eyes. He was scrawny and young looking. I'm not a good judge of age though, but I would guess her to be early 20's and not a teen.

The room they were in was rather large. It had a bed, couch and a computer desk. BF was at the computer playing a game. I can't remember the name of the game but people were making fun of it in the comments as it was so outdated. I think the monitor might have been a CRT as well.

BF was concentrating on the game. GF came in with two mugs and set one down by him. He looked annoyed but kept on playing. Neither of them drank the presumed beverage in the mugs.

I will say that I had the sound turned off as I was not alone. But there were subtitles. GF got upset. Screamed, "I need CARE!". BF kept playing the game. Again she screamed, "I need CARE!" I am not sure where she was going with this. She didn't appear to be sick or injured.

She began kissing and loving on the BF who looked greatly annoyed for some time. Then he stood up and they walked to the bed. He took his shirt off and laid down. They cuddled for far too long if you ask me. Got kind of boring,

She sat up, but in a weird fashion. She was wearing plain clothing. White T Shirt and cheap white sweat pants. Her feet were bare and I noticed that the soles curved inwards. It reminded me of the paws of a bear. Who sits like that? Her feet were also like that when she was on her back being fucked.

She had a tattoo on her lower back. I couldn't tell what it was.

All of a sudden, she started sucking him off like a pro. No way was this chick a virgin. The sucking went on for some time. Then she got undressed and acted shy. She pushed him away and protested slightly that she didn't want to have sex with him.

Then all of a sudden, she was on top of him, fucking him. He began to protest mightily, telling her that he felt that she didn't really want to be doing this. Say what? She was riding him like mad!

The rest of it was just sex in assorted positions. The comments were comical though. None of the vid made much sense at all.

 

[Cate_Archer]

The two Pirates of the Caribbean parody movies. Both were funny, with surprisingly good CGI. I think they would have made pretty good comedic movies if the sex was removed.

 

[Jada59]

The two Pirates of the Caribbean parody movies. Both were funny, with surprisingly good CGI. I think they would have made pretty good comedic movies if the sex was removed.

Ah! I never actually saw those.