LifesJoys
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Sep 21, 2013
- Posts
- 207
Man, it's been a while since I was on here, I really hope the ratio of women and men has changed on the site 
Where should i start...? About me:
Mid thirties guy, work out regularly, as often as time allows me since during the day i volunteer to help rescue stray puppies, help the underprivileged fight for their rights, and spend two nights a week counseling former drug addicts in the hopes they stay on the right track. I am a tremendous lover, stories of my amorous adventures have been making circles amongst the ladies and are sure to go down in folklore, as will my enormous and beautifully shaped penis. I am financially very well off as i am the founder and owner of a soon to be million dollar company. Thankfully i can achieve all of this because I'm full of shit.
Nothing is impossible when you lie!
I am mid thirties though. Other than that, i'm balding, with a steady job. Reality never sounds as good as even the worst of lies, do they?
I'm from Europe, so perhaps I can find me a woman who likes an accent?
On a more serious note. Communication is exciting. Stimulating. The path of getting to know someone is what gets to me. If it ends up growing into a sexual curiosity about each other, all the better.
My interests vary from the kinkiest, nastiest things one could imagine, to the simplest, most tender of touches. One day it might be a craving for submissive women, the other for Dominant women, cougars, moms, housewives...
I would prefer contacts from more mature women, as they have always had a big part in my fantasies. I sometimes like to cam, but very rarely have i found partners that i would enjoy it with. To be completely honest and open, i think i might be bi curious, but no real desire or plans to do anything about it at the moment. I think of myself as something of a listener and observer. With that being said, i'm not completely passive by any means.
What kind of person would i like to find?
I don't want to come of sounding arrogant, but i do like people typing in full sentences and actually making an effort at communicating. I think we've all been there, getting a four word response after you spilling your guts out and trying to leave a good impression. Or is that just my experience?
If you are roughly between 40 and 55 years of age, emotionally stable (daddy issues welcome though), able to hold a conversation,open minded, witty and cheerful, want to meet new people, perhaps make friends that tickle your imagination just right, able to talk on any topic not just sex.
If after reading all of the crap above, you are still even remotely interested, get in touch by all means!
Hope you lovely ladies are having a nice day, and that I'll hear from you soon.
Oh, and even if you're not interested, it would mean a whole lot of you just bumped the thread
Where should i start...? About me:
Mid thirties guy, work out regularly, as often as time allows me since during the day i volunteer to help rescue stray puppies, help the underprivileged fight for their rights, and spend two nights a week counseling former drug addicts in the hopes they stay on the right track. I am a tremendous lover, stories of my amorous adventures have been making circles amongst the ladies and are sure to go down in folklore, as will my enormous and beautifully shaped penis. I am financially very well off as i am the founder and owner of a soon to be million dollar company. Thankfully i can achieve all of this because I'm full of shit.
Nothing is impossible when you lie!
I am mid thirties though. Other than that, i'm balding, with a steady job. Reality never sounds as good as even the worst of lies, do they?
I'm from Europe, so perhaps I can find me a woman who likes an accent?
On a more serious note. Communication is exciting. Stimulating. The path of getting to know someone is what gets to me. If it ends up growing into a sexual curiosity about each other, all the better.
My interests vary from the kinkiest, nastiest things one could imagine, to the simplest, most tender of touches. One day it might be a craving for submissive women, the other for Dominant women, cougars, moms, housewives...
I would prefer contacts from more mature women, as they have always had a big part in my fantasies. I sometimes like to cam, but very rarely have i found partners that i would enjoy it with. To be completely honest and open, i think i might be bi curious, but no real desire or plans to do anything about it at the moment. I think of myself as something of a listener and observer. With that being said, i'm not completely passive by any means.
What kind of person would i like to find?
I don't want to come of sounding arrogant, but i do like people typing in full sentences and actually making an effort at communicating. I think we've all been there, getting a four word response after you spilling your guts out and trying to leave a good impression. Or is that just my experience?
If you are roughly between 40 and 55 years of age, emotionally stable (daddy issues welcome though
), able to hold a conversation,open minded, witty and cheerful, want to meet new people, perhaps make friends that tickle your imagination just right, able to talk on any topic not just sex.If after reading all of the crap above, you are still even remotely interested, get in touch by all means!
Hope you lovely ladies are having a nice day, and that I'll hear from you soon.
Oh, and even if you're not interested, it would mean a whole lot of you just bumped the thread
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