The Jab.

[islandman]

You gonna get it?

 

[silver gurl]

I dunno.
What is it?

 

[islandman]

I dunno.
What is it?

Could be a medical procedure.

Could be sex ed.

Which one sounds more fun to you?

 

[islandman]

Clearly I am unaccustomed to this new phone's keyboard and its propensity to type out whatever the fuck it wants.

 

[silver gurl]

Excuses, excuses.

I am in the elevated risk category and I would like life to return to a bit of normalcy, So yes, I will get it.

Now if I were of child bearing age or if I was pregnant (because women who are expecting are also on top of the list) I would try to wait.

 

[y=mx+b]

Will I catch the autism if I get it?

Will the radio signal in the microchip interfere with the one they put in me when I got the flu shot?

 

[juttjaw]

Will I catch the autism if I get it?

Will the radio signal in the microchip interfere with the one they put in me when I got the flu shot?

Yes..

 

[y=mx+b]

Yes..

I'm skeptical

But I'll give it a go.

 

[islandman]

Will I catch the autism if I get it?

Will the radio signal in the microchip interfere with the one they put in me when I got the flu shot?

Technically, with two radio-emitting microchips inside you, you'd be living in stereo.

Few can claim the same.

 

[juttjaw]

I'm skeptical

But I'll give it a go.

Hey, what's not to trust? The two top choices are using copied RNA code to create some biological warfare. That's pretty God damn cool if you ask me.

 

[islandman]

Hey, what's not to trust? The two top choices are using copied RNA code to create some biological warfare. That's pretty God damn cool if you ask me.

It's mRNa, so you're not really getting the whole GMO treatment.

Also, I hear you have to move to the North Pole once you've been jabbed.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I've been waiting for Umbrella Corp.'s cover company to introduce a mutagen into my bloodstream and unlock my DNA's monster code to turn me into a bioweapon, so...yes, of course I'll get jabbed.

https://static3.thegamerimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Umbrella-Corp-Objective.jpg?q=50&fit=crop&w=740&h=370

 

[juttjaw]

It's mRNa, so you're not really getting the whole GMO treatment.

Also, I hear you have to move to the North Pole once you've been jabbed.

Forgive me for missing the small m.

 

[islandman]

Forgive me for missing the small m.

Makes all the difference in the world.

other.

 

[islandman]

I've been waiting for Umbrella Corp.'s cover company to introduce a mutagen into my bloodstream and unlock my DNA's monster code to turn me into a bioweapon, so...yes, of course I'll get jabbed.

https://static3.thegamerimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Umbrella-Corp-Objective.jpg?q=50&fit=crop&w=740&h=370

I'm cool with that so long as she shows up:


https://i.pinimg.com/originals/17/ef/57/17ef57d1b23165592324fe23012ad034.jpg

 

[butters]

with the experts in charge i can trust saying it's good to go? yes, of course. be stupid not to.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

We would fight over something stupid and then realize that we agreed on the dumb shit.

 

[silver gurl]

Also, I hear you have to move to the North Pole once you've been jabbed.

I am already half way there. There is a sign when you cross into Quebec. That must count for something, eh?

 

[dolf]

Here, there's already a plan covering who should get it. It's not going to be instantly available to everyone, because you can only produce so much in a short time. The elder and highly vulnerable will be given a priority, then older adults. By the time I can get it, there's going to be a lot more data. I'm only considering getting it because of my mother's vulnerability. If not, I'd forget about it for a decade, when I'd be in my mid 50's and statistically more vulnerable.

 

[Saint Peter]

I will get it when they will give it. I hope it does not kill me or cause me to grow a second butthole.

 

[oggbashan]

I am at risk because of immune suppression and my advanced age.

I won't be in the first tier for the UK - that's residential home residents and staff plus NHS staff working in COVID wards, but soon afterward.

My sister died of Polio a couple of years before the polio vaccine was available so I want any jab going (or all of them).

 

[islandman]

*bump for the anti-vaxxers or vaxxers alike*

 

[Liar]

Can I vote yes even though I most certainly don't "want to partying in a crowd like its 1999 again"?

 

[HisArpy]

What I'm hoping is that they test everyone for Covid antibodies first, and only those who don't have them get TrumpVax'd.

 

[islandman]

Can I vote yes even though I most certainly don't "want to partying in a crowd like its 1999 again"?

But how will people know if the vaccine causes you to grow a second bushy tail?