"I hate moderation"

[sirhugs]

used this phrase in a post over on the Author's Hangout...

thinking it makes a good title. But what is the story that goes with it?

 

[JJA122]

A complains about their added workload at work.
B tells A to counterbalance this added workload with better relaxation methods.

 

[sirhugs]

A complains about their added workload at work.
B tells A to counterbalance this added workload with better relaxation methods.

not sure how the title line works in there.

I'd think the complaint is more that the office keener is upset that post COVID the workload is spread thin, (s)he has all this nervous energy driving him/her nuts.


The coworker offers an outlet...

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Husband has his posts on his favorite porn site moderated all the time... even has them deleted without explanation. He then finds out it's his wife who is the moderator.

Where it goes from there... I have no idea.

 

[hpycpl]

How about it's a complaint from a wife to her husband as they are trying to ease into a cucklod/hotwife lifestyle?

She is tired of flirting on-line and teasing in public. or maybe they even get as far as soft swinging and she wants to go all the way faster...

Or maybe its the husband saying I hate moderation because he doesn't feel his shy reluctant wife is moving along into it fast enough.

Just a thought

 

[Carnevil9]

A man is recovering from a heart attack. He asks his doctor, "Am I healthy enough for sex?" The doctor says, "Yes, but only in moderation."

But his hot-to-trot wife is insatiable and keeps pushing him beyond the boundaries of moderation.......

 

[sirhugs]

A man is recovering from a heart attack. He asks his doctor, "Am I healthy enough for sex?" The doctor says, "Yes, but only in moderation."

But his hot-to-trot wife is insatiable and keeps pushing him beyond the boundaries of moderation.......

does the hot to trot widow have a happy ending at least?

 

[Zeb_Carter]

does the hot to trot widow have a happy ending at least?

Don't you know... when a man dies mid-coitus that his dick remains hard long after he's gone. So, yeah, she has hours of fun until she realizes his cock is cold. Hard, but cold. Then she faints still impaled by him.

 

[yukonnights]

Don't you know... when a man dies mid-coitus that his dick remains hard long after he's gone. So, yeah, she has hours of fun until she realizes his cock is cold. Hard, but cold. Then she faints still impaled by him.

Or she too dies of shock. I Hate Moderation ~ They died happy ever after

 

[Carnevil9]

Don't you know... when a man dies mid-coitus that his dick remains hard long after he's gone. So, yeah, she has hours of fun until she realizes his cock is cold. Hard, but cold. Then she faints still impaled by him.

That's why they call a dead person a stiff.

 

[sirhugs]

Don't you know... when a man dies mid-coitus that his dick remains hard long after he's gone. So, yeah, she has hours of fun until she realizes his cock is cold. Hard, but cold. Then she faints still impaled by him.

then she starts to volunteer at the cardiac ward?

 

[Zeb_Carter]

L O L .