Munchy’s Bar: Order and Barter.

[munch2much]

Munchy’s Bar is a bar with a difference.

Firstly, I don’t just stock drinks. I stock EVERYTHING.
Secondly you can pay with anything. Pencil sharpeners, earwax or a pic of your Aunt Ethel (oh not bad for her years btw, is she single?).

So roll up!
Make your order!
Tell me how you’ll pay.

Feel free to post pics of your barter (not obligatory).

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Munchy’s Bar is a bar with a difference.

Firstly, I don’t just stock drinks. I stock EVERYTHING.
Secondly you can pay with anything. Pencil sharpeners, earwax or a pic of your Aunt Ethel (oh not bad for her years btw, is she single?).

So roll up!
Make your order!
Tell me how you’ll pay.

Feel free to post pics of your barter (not obligatory).

I'll bite.

Surprise me! Just no rum.
I've got a green table lamp I'm not using at the moment, you can hold on to it for me until I need it back.

 

[Jd192235]

I'll bite.

Surprise me! Just no rum.
I've got a green table lamp I'm not using at the moment, you can hold on to it for me until I need it back.

I’m guessing you could have paid w “ your bite “ honey

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I’m guessing you could have paid w “ your bite “ honey

I save the teeth treatment for Special friends.

 

[munch2much]

I'll bite.

Surprise me! Just no rum.
I've got a green table lamp I'm not using at the moment, you can hold on to it for me until I need it back.

First customer - you can have a drink and another item form my cornucopia of stock too...

Drink: slippery nipple cocktail
Random item: Vintage Silver Tea Pot

Come back soon now!

 

[munch2much]

My bar may be out of business soon, at this rate ...I knew I should have advertised

 

[Violetvixen1]

My bar may be out of business soon, at this rate ...I knew I should have advertised

Whiskey and water please and thank you!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

First customer - you can have a drink and another item form my cornucopia of stock too...

Drink: slippery nipple cocktail
Random item: Vintage Silver Tea Pot

Come back soon now!

Oh, what glorious timing! I was just making tea for a friend.
She might could use a splash of brandy in it, if you've got any?

I can pay you with... *rummages around* ...a nearly empty (but not quite) tube of peppermint lip balm, and... a roll of toilet paper!

 

[munch2much]

Oh, what glorious timing! I was just making tea for a friend.
She might could use a splash of brandy in it, if you've got any?

I can pay you with... *rummages around* ...a nearly empty (but not quite) tube of peppermint lip balm, and... a roll of toilet paper!

One splash brandy coming up!

And that’s two very practical barters. Awesome

And as I’m doing two for one currently, I’ll also give you ...hmm
A signed copy of Gene Pitney’s greatest hits!

I wonder if I should start also offering wise barman non judgemental advice too

 

[munch2much]

Whiskey and water please and thank you!

On the house!
And have a free gift from our extensive stock ...
A parrot with the most profane speech pattern you ever did hear.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

One splash brandy coming up!

And that’s two very practical barters. Awesome

And as I’m doing two for one currently, I’ll also give you ...hmm
A signed copy of Gene Pitney’s greatest hits!

I wonder if I should start also offering wise barman non judgemental advice too

Yes, yes you should.

Practical is my middle name! (It isn't, actually. It's Elizabeth.)

 

[munch2much]

Yes, yes you should.

Practical is my middle name! (It isn't, actually. It's Elizabeth.)

Wild Elizabeth Honey?
That sounds like a book that I might be inclined to read

You should at least have another drink and ask a philosophical question , so I can share share my barman wisdom

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Wild Elizabeth Honey?
That sounds like a book that I might be inclined to read

You should at least have another drink and ask a philosophical question , so I can share share my barman wisdom

Fiction. Pure fiction.

It's Friday night! You want me to ask you a philosophical question on a Friday night?

 

[munch2much]

Fiction. Pure fiction.

It's Friday night! You want me to ask you a philosophical question on a Friday night?

Haha maybe a drink?
What’s your poinson?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Haha maybe a drink?
What’s your poinson?

I've never had a sidecar, do you know how to make one?

 

[munch2much]

I've never had a sidecar, do you know how to make one?

Oh yes...
Cointreau, Grand Marnier, Dry Curaçao, or some other triple sec, plus lemon juice

https://www.dropbox.com/s/kvdoiw1wmp6e5op/Photo%2006-11-2020%2C%2023%2049%2053.jpg?dl=0
There you go ma’am!