Funniest Things of the Last 24 Hours

[Carnal_Flower]

1. Evidence shows that Trump would have easily crushed Biden and gotten the landslide he wanted if only he hadn't bungled COVID LOLOLOL. That was the one thing that is making him a one-term abject failure like Jimmy Carter, and it was totally his own doing. LMAO!!!!!

He chose to double down on incompetance, and he ignored all the evidence that people were taking it seriously. So it's all his own fault that he lost LMAO.

2. I have never seen anything more hilarious than the Trumpettes chanting "STOP THE COUNT!!" when Trump is behind.

 

[phrodeau]

I read that, according to Michigan statutes, an election recount cannot start until the voting machines have been audited.

 

[butters]

I read that, according to Michigan statutes, an election recount cannot start until the voting machines have been audited.

i believe a woman (authority... not sure of her position but someone right up top in michigan) said a random 5 machines get selected for that, matching up paper numbers and processed ballot numbers and so on

 

[Crownvic]

Trump is getting thumped...Go Joe......

 

[bodysong]

Hypocrite, Missouri Sen. Josh Hawley (R)

November 19, 2020

Sen. Josh Hawley pretends his lack of a real Missouri address is an elitist attack

Sen. Josh Hawley is registered to vote at his sister’s home in Ozark, Missouri
while actually living full time in his $1.3 million house in northern Virginia.

He’s building a big new house that’s in Ozark, too, but is not yet living there,
though he’s really supposed to have a legal residence in Missouri.

In 2018, Hawley went after his opponent, Democratic Sen. Claire McCaskill
for not spending enough time in Missouri, where she did then and still does
have a home:

“She flies over us in her private plane … to her luxury condo in D.C.”

https://www.kansascity.com/opinion/editorials/article247282199.html

November 17, 2020

Sen. Hawley Claims Facebook Program Called ‘Centra’ is Tracking Users Across the Web

https://www.mediaite.com/news/watch...s-across-the-web-zuckerberg-denies-knowledge/

Senator Mocks Kanasa City Star newspaper-

“Enjoy Iowa!” tweeted Hawley, because production jobs are moving to Des Moines.

He and his spokeswoman actually seem to be relishing the impending loss of 68 full-time
and 56 part-time Missouri jobs. But the men and women who run the presses at The Star
have worked hard and well for a long time, and however affronted the senator
is by being asked about his voter registration, their displacement is not a joke.

https://www.kansascity.com/opinion/...d antitrust laws for 21st century 2 days ago

 

[coati]

The funniest thing I heard was Giuliani claiming that the Dems masterminded a plot to somehow rig the election against Trump, but at the same time rig the same ballots to re-elect the Republican Senators who were thought to be vulnerable before the election.

Those sneaky Democrat masterminds, getting rid of Trump but then turning over the Senate to the Pubs again in order to cover their tracks.

True masterminds.