SamScribble
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The is not (necessarily) about erotica. But you girls and boys are people of words, so perhaps you can help.
I am old enough to remember the late 1950s / early 1960s when a quality newspaper cost (I think) about a shilling.
My father ‘took’ (as they used to say) a national newspaper for the national and international news and a local newspaper for the local news. Both were informative, well-written, and (I assume) well-edited. Headlines told you what to expect, and lead paragraphs took you straight to the scene. The articles were, in a word, succinct.
How times have changed. These days, I get most of my national and international news from online feeds. Headlines often make little sense. And lead paragraphs almost never take you anywhere near the story. Their sole purpose seems to be to keep you reading as far as the next advertisement. For example:
Leafy suburb murder men charged
You are people of words, girls and boys. I await your advice.
I am old enough to remember the late 1950s / early 1960s when a quality newspaper cost (I think) about a shilling.
My father ‘took’ (as they used to say) a national newspaper for the national and international news and a local newspaper for the local news. Both were informative, well-written, and (I assume) well-edited. Headlines told you what to expect, and lead paragraphs took you straight to the scene. The articles were, in a word, succinct.
How times have changed. These days, I get most of my national and international news from online feeds. Headlines often make little sense. And lead paragraphs almost never take you anywhere near the story. Their sole purpose seems to be to keep you reading as far as the next advertisement. For example:
Leafy suburb murder men charged
Roger Richardson and his wife, Marylin, have lived in the suburb of Ashbuxton since 1974.
When they first moved into the leafy haven, the only gunshot that was ever heard came from the starter’s pistol at the nearby athletics park.
The Richardson’s neighbours, Henry and Marina Stockton, have lived in Ashbuxton even longer. When they first moved in, the athletics park was still part of one of the many dairy farms that supplied the award-winning Fox Brothers Dairy Company with its raw materials.
‘In 40 years, the only cross word heard in Ashbuxton was when the council changed the rubbish collection from twice a week to once a week,’ Roger Richardson says.
But a little over a week ago, life for the residents of Ashbuxton changed. Changed dramatically.
As Kurt Vonnegut would have said: And so it goes. One hundred and twenty-eight words, and nary a mention of murder or persons charged therewith. Not even a hint of a connection to the headline. What is the reader supposed to do? Read on, hoping for enlightenment at some point in the future? Or simply say ‘Sod this for a game of soldiers’ and click on the next (vaguely-arresting) headline? When they first moved into the leafy haven, the only gunshot that was ever heard came from the starter’s pistol at the nearby athletics park.
The Richardson’s neighbours, Henry and Marina Stockton, have lived in Ashbuxton even longer. When they first moved in, the athletics park was still part of one of the many dairy farms that supplied the award-winning Fox Brothers Dairy Company with its raw materials.
‘In 40 years, the only cross word heard in Ashbuxton was when the council changed the rubbish collection from twice a week to once a week,’ Roger Richardson says.
But a little over a week ago, life for the residents of Ashbuxton changed. Changed dramatically.
You are people of words, girls and boys. I await your advice.