Movember

[sirhugs]

This is a major promotion for fighting prostate cancer in men. Since I no longer have a prostate(bloody colon cancer), too late for me, butt still worthy of support- except I already have the full face of hair


But facial hair has all sorts of sensual potential, both positive and negative.

~ the gf freaks at the new sensations as bf goes down on her
~ gf/wife finds his stache reminds her of her Dad/first love/best love
~ the hot chick offers sex with her as "first prize" for whoever goes the best stache
~the hot chick offers t o pull a train for everybody in the office/neighbourhood/staff room/class who supports the contest
~the supposedly happy wife had never noticed how hot the neighbour was until he grew a stache...

 

[Zionisacat]

All the while a couple have been dating he's had a beard. For charity he shaves it off. He goes to meet his gf at a bar and chats her up. She doesn't recognise him anymore but gets seduced by him anyways. He just thinks they're roleplaying. She invites him back to her place and the hilarity that ensues rivalled only by the hilarity the next morning when she tries to kick him out before her boyfriend comes around.


Foreign exchange student thinks 'moustache' is a kind of animal. Of course she'd love to go on a moustache ride.


This dudes chick pulling ability is tied to his mo'. He doesn't realise until he shaves it for charity the same time he makes a bet that he can bang the unobtainable chick. He has to dust off all the techniques he's never perfected. I'm imagining an 80's style training montage along the way falling for his trainer.


A moustache becomes sentient and one night while it's owner is sleeping it packs a suitcase and leaves. It goes to a bar where it swaps war stories with a lesbians bush who is feeling similarly unloved. Together they bemoan the fact that this bar would have been so much busier back in the 80s and with better music.

 

[sirhugs]

All the while a couple have been dating he's had a beard. For charity he shaves it off. He goes to meet his gf at a bar and chats her up. She doesn't recognise him anymore but gets seduced by him anyways. He just thinks they're roleplaying. She invites him back to her place and the hilarity that ensues rivalled only by the hilarity the next morning when she tries to kick him out before her boyfriend comes around.


Foreign exchange student thinks 'moustache' is a kind of animal. Of course she'd love to go on a moustache ride.


This dudes chick pulling ability is tied to his mo'. He doesn't realise until he shaves it for charity the same time he makes a bet that he can bang the unobtainable chick. He has to dust off all the techniques he's never perfected. I'm imagining an 80's style training montage along the way falling for his trainer.


A moustache becomes sentient and one night while it's owner is sleeping it packs a suitcase and leaves. It goes to a bar where it swaps war stories with a lesbians bush who is feeling similarly unloved. Together they bemoan the fact that this bar would have been so much busier back in the 80s and with better music.

love them all but the last one almost made me spew my coffee.

 

[JRaven]

Foreign exchange student thinks 'moustache' is a kind of animal. Of course she'd love to go on a moustache ride.

I'm willing to role play this just to get a moustache ride!

Jenny

 

[Carnevil9]

How about something like the biblical Samson, who had great strength to slay his enemies when his hair was long, but none when it was short. Our story would be about a modern man who, when he had a full beard, could maintain an erection for hours. But when he was clean shaven, he had a terminally limp dick. He eventually comes to a bad end when, beard miraculously restored, he goes on a fucking rampage with a dozen women, and the gyrations literally bring the house down, killing them all.

 

[sirhugs]

I'm willing to role play this just to get a moustache ride!

Jenny

I'd possibly violate my "so much free porn, why pay" rule to watch that!

Or read the story for free ...

 

[sirhugs]

How about something like the biblical Samson, who had great strength to slay his enemies when his hair was long, but none when it was short. Our story would be about a modern man who, when he had a full beard, could maintain an erection for hours. But when he was clean shaven, he had a terminally limp dick. He eventually comes to a bad end when, beard miraculously restored, he goes on a fucking rampage with a dozen women, and the gyrations literally bring the house down, killing them all.

not quite a happy ending then?

 

[sirhugs]

It is halfway through the month.

Is P's wife/bf getting restless at not having oral sex performed on her? Dos she find some strange with a clean shaven guy? Or a girl? Or give in to P and discover the joys of the whisker burnt afterglow?

Or is it P who has been reluctant because of his preconceived notions/bad feedback from a previous gf and she has to seduce him because she has secretly always loved being eaten by a hairy guy & a his beard/stache fills in, she can't wait any longer?

 

[sirhugs]

This thread never really got traction, and here we are, the end of Movember.

Timely for a nice little oral sex tale about a guy who loves giving head (yes, we exist) whose woman would not allow it during Movember, but now wants to make up for lost time?