Which is worse, vegans or incest lovers?

[stickygirl]

You only need spend five minutes with a vegan before they start explaining they are vegan and while they're not critical of your diet, they made their choice through conscience, inferring that you are lazy, heartless, cruel and smell of meat.

Spend five minutes on Lit and you'll find someone with 8 posts, lecturing everyone that there's nothing wrong with fucking your own sister, people have been doing for thousands of years, so what's the problem and you smell of meat.

Maybe they're opposite ends of the same spectrum? Here's a chance to snark over these pompous twits. Enjoy

 

[Saint Peter]

I do not get the incest kink. It banks on the blurred line between being an adult or not. That makes it creepy. Kink as you will but I am not interested in talking about how much it makes your parts tingle.

Vegans are the choice. Just agree with them, a sympathetic nod once in awhile. Fur is ugly. Makeup kills baby goats.
:nods:

Care for a burger? I have organic cheese!

 

[jaF0]

Which is worse


Fake tans.

 

[Worm]

Do vegans poop funny?

 

[stickygirl]

Do vegans poop funny?

Yup. They leave the toilet unflushed to prove how pure it is

 

[Saint Peter]

It is just water.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Vegans are similar to people that quit smoking cigarettes.

There’s nobody as self-righteous as an ex smoker, except maybe a dry alcoholic.

 

[oggbashan]

Vegans want everyone to be vegan. Incest lovers want to keep it to themselves.

 

[Saint Peter]

Vegans want everyone to be vegan. Incest lovers want to keep it to themselves.

Nicely stated.

 

[dolf]

Incest repulses me, and causes huge amounts of misery and pain in societies where it is common, whether through abuse or through genetic disorders.

Vegans are worse though.

 

[Saint Peter]

Vegans are worse though.

Nice.

 

[Liar]

Vegans want everyone to be vegan. Incest lovers want to keep it to themselves.

Trye. The latter is unlikely to pester you about it at family gatherings.

 

[Saint Peter]

Trye. The latter is unlikely to pester you about it at family gatherings.

"Hey Liar, have you tried Mom's pie?"

 

[TarnishedPenny]

Vegans want everyone to be vegan. Incest lovers want to keep it to themselves.

Old riddle - how do you tell when there's a vegan in the room? A: Don't worry, they'll tell you.

So, in the real world, Ogg has nailed it. ITRW, incestuous people tend not to boast.

 

[dolf]

To be fair, meat eaters can be total cunts too. I was raised vege (pity me. I'm traumatised by lentils), and only ever mentioned it when I was declining whatever food people were trying to push on me. The amount of sneering attacks, from kids and adults alike, was disgusting. The expectation that an 8yo should have to defend their entire existence for turning down a sausage roll seemed obscenely common. And then, obviously, the meat must be thrust towards your face, and eaten in a grotesquely exaggerated way.

That's not an excuse for vegans. Just pointing out that the shittiness runs both ways.

 

[oneblueye]

hey ...

Vegans are similar to people that quit smoking cigarettes.

There’s nobody as self-righteous as an ex smoker, except maybe a dry alcoholic.

as a ex-cigarette smoking, sometimes dry and non-drinking alcoholic , who thinks he better than people i find that statement uncalled for ---, it IS entirely true but that's just because we--, just--, hate people. But still I find it uncalled for--.

 

[stickygirl]

To be fair, meat eaters can be total cunts too. I was raised vege (pity me. I'm traumatised by lentils), and only ever mentioned it when I was declining whatever food people were trying to push on me. The amount of sneering attacks, from kids and adults alike, was disgusting. The expectation that an 8yo should have to defend their entire existence for turning down a sausage roll seemed obscenely common. And then, obviously, the meat must be thrust towards your face, and eaten in a grotesquely exaggerated way.

That's not an excuse for vegans. Just pointing out that the shittiness runs both ways.

There's a lovely comedian in the UK called Sara Pascoe who was thrown out of her vegan circle of friends because of some small infraction. When she'd finished her TV confession, she added quietly "It's just food"

Yea, any food being pushed on you is awful. I can remember some catering lady standing over shouting about the starving because eating carrots with white sauce was actually making me gag. I quickly learned you could simply throw it up later - something that then became habitual...

Then fast forward to student days, with people saying "Go on, have another drink.What's wrong with you?" In the end I ditched that group of friends because that wasn't friendship.

Maybe there's an obligation in the West for kids to clear there plates from grandparents terrified of rickets?

"It's just food"

But yea, incest is another gag inducing experience. I can think of little in its favour. Siblings should be made to wash each other's underwear. That should cure kids of any such thoughts Eeew.

As for adults whining that "she/he came on to me..." fucking grow a pair - you're an adult.

Eeew flash back to a wedding. I ended up having to dance with an elderly aunt who must have been held together by whalebones and Michelin products under her scratching dress. *shudders*

 

[MissMandy86]

Excuse us for wanting you to live longer

 

[HisArpy]

There are many many many reasons for and against either position. The perception that both have "issues" is a personal one, not a societal one.

"It's just food" is a good example. Why is that accepted but "it's just sex" isn't?

 

[stickygirl]

There are many many many reasons for and against either position. The perception that both have "issues" is a personal one, not a societal one.

"It's just food" is a good example. Why is that accepted but "it's just sex" isn't?

You really are a twat aren't you?
Because food is one person consuming
Sex is (normally) two people engaged in something together

Excuse us for wanting you to live longer

That's a generous thought. We all have access to nutritional information and advice. We don't need guilt lectures from people who think that have the moral high ground


But this is just a fun thread so

 

[dolf]

Excuse us for wanting you to live longer

Because getting old is so great?

 

[MissMandy86]

You really are a twat aren't you?
Because food is one person consuming
Sex is (normally) two people engaged in something together


That's a generous thought. We all have access to nutritional information and advice. We don't need guilt lectures from people who think that have the moral high ground


But this is just a fun thread so

I dont lecture people ... i have my bad habits .. I smoke..
As far as being Vegan ... i am not an angel once in awhile i cheat .. pizza .. seafood.. sushi

 

[HisArpy]

You really are a twat aren't you?
Because food is one person consuming
Sex is (normally) two people engaged in something together


That's a generous thought. We all have access to nutritional information and advice. We don't need guilt lectures from people who think that have the moral high ground


But this is just a fun thread so

So your vegan friends telling everyone constantly that they're vegan is just one person? And, of course, when they get together for a night out, it's just one person? And vegan restaurants are just for the enjoyment of the restaurant owner?

You project your personal likes and dislikes on others and call them twats when the true reality is that personal biases and personal bigotry control every aspect of one's life. Not that this is unexpected, we all have similar problems in one form or another and often fall into this trap without realizing it. I, OTOH, learned about this as a young man and have made it a commitment in my life to avoid as best I can the pitfalls of assuming that others are just like me to the point that I could lecture the "nonconforming" in their excesses merely because those weren't my preferences.



tl;dr summary - you're a cunt, so there.

 

[HisArpy]

Because getting old is so great?

It's worked out that way for Ogg so who are we to complain about following in his footsteps?

 

[kissedcherry]

What other people eat and who they fuck

My oh my, you seem so upset that some people don't eat meat and fuck family members. I don't care who you fuck and what you eat. I don't advocate fucking family or being a vegan. But I don't understand why other people's choice triggers some of you. Of course any kind of abuse of children is wrong and birth defects from incest are a nightmare and a bad thing.

But stupid people fuck stupid people and make stupid babies. Why doesn't that bother you? Meat eaters go on and on about a steak they guzzled. Mmmm yumm yumm. Who cares? Let people live their lives without feeling like you need to be the wizard of ethics. What do you base it on? Fuck who you want to fuck and eat what you want to eat.