do you get out much/are you allowed out? what about night stalkers or bail?
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Got flown around by Night Stalkers quite a bit, those guys are top kek flyboys....
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I sneak out when nobody is looking...
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Hobbit: I can't go out at night. First of all, I have no friends to bail me out and second my cat needs me.
Plus, you never know who might visit when I am gone.A robber breaks into a house while the residents are away one dark night. Eager to see what he can loot, he quickly starts searching through cupboards and dressers, grabbing valuables with a trained eye. Suddenly, he hears a voice come out of nowhere. “Jesus is watching you.” The criminal jumps, scared the residents are back, and freezes. After a few minutes of silence however, he assumes it was his imagination, and goes back to robbing. A couple minutes pass, before once again, the voice returns. “Jesus is watching you.” Quite confused, the thief searches the house and checks the front door, but nothing pops out as unusual. He finally decides to move rooms, and finds a parrot, but ignores it. Before he can begin to do anything, someone speaks again, “Jesus is watching you.” The robber realized it was the parrot talking! Going to the parrot, he asks it, “Are you the one who’s been talking to me?” The parrot responds, “Yes.” The thief couldn’t believe it. So, he asks another question. “What is your name?” “Ishmael.” the parrot replies. The man scoffed. “What type of idiot names a parrot Ishmael?” The parrot speaks yet again, “The same type of idiot that names a Rottweiler Jesus.”
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Sounds like a good idea for a thread!!
It would be, but only if there was ever someone looking!
hey ...
If you actually live in Podunk ---, then you got to know, there is ALWAYS someone watching. And if you didn't know it now you do--, NOW GO AND GIVE 'EM A SHOW.
If you actually live in Podunk ---, then you got to know, there is ALWAYS someone watching. And if you didn't know it now you do--, NOW GO AND GIVE 'EM A SHOW.
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best stay away from the main roads.
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consider though, meeting people you dislike, infect them....
I might have to change my name by deed poll to Cummings.
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I'm not a trump supporter. I believe in keeping my community safe.
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apply liberal amounts of alcohol internally.
Jack Daniels, Maker's Mark, etc
as soon as i can stomach it.
until then, it's gargle and spit.
never thought i'd say that.
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As Harry would say in his faux British accent, "Do fuck right off." Take your politics to the Politics Board. Kthxbye.
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report me, nark.
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No that what anti- freedom progressives do.
I just like pointing out the hypocrisy of those who can't stop blathering about politics and interjecting politics where the only political angle is one created by their "team," while they beam at how much better the dead and dying GB is when they don't have to exercise some self control and simply not read or participate in discussions about things they aren't interested in.
I just like pointing out the hypocrisy of those who can't stop blathering about politics and interjecting politics where the only political angle is one created by their "team," while they beam at how much better the dead and dying GB is when they don't have to exercise some self control and simply not read or participate in discussions about things they aren't interested in.
