The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXIV: Covid Cookies

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no animals are allowed to sleep with me. in part because i sleep naked and that feels awkward, but it's mostly because i'm a bed hog and i know i'd kicking them off the bed left and right. it's for the best.
 
no animals are allowed to sleep with me. in part because i sleep naked and that feels awkward, but it's mostly because i'm a bed hog and i know i'd kicking them off the bed left and right. it's for the best.

You’d hate my home. My sweet pup sleeps on our bed every night. Sometimes he wiggles down under the sheets on cold nights.
 
It is the good life.



The dog only stays on our bed for a bit, then she hops down and chooses one of her 4 beds in our bedroom to sleep on. The cat prefers to sleep on my thighs but I’m a restless sleeper and eventually she chooses to go lay on a bed the dog isn’t on. We all start out together but by the time I fall asleep I just have to dodge The Ginger’s toes because he tries to pet me with them in his sleep. What a fucking weird paragraph I just wrote.
 
I mean...this FACE!


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christ, that was disappointing. i don't know who mods hbomberguys chat on twitch, but they are a humorless prick.
 
It's several degrees warmer now than it has been in most of the last 72 hours or so.
 
Government making rules on Trick Or Treat is a big indicator of what's wrong with Government.
 
America is not "humanity." There is a huge, teeming mass of humanity for whom bacon violates their various dietary codes.

It's possible that air-dropping it en masse might solve some centuries-old conflicts.
 
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My Ortho appointment is this afternoon. The bruises are climbing out of my splint and up my fingers. I really fucked up this time. Haven't seen the x-rays yet so there's no telling how bad.

Please read, comment, or vote for my Halloween story. I may need prize money to pay for the Dr. visit. :D
 
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