How many marshmallows can you stick up your butt?

[Saint_Ann]

I dont know...28?

Maybe more...maybe less

 

[kissedcherry]

Why does everyone always ask that question?

It seems that everywhere I go somebody asks me that question. The mail man just asked me that last week. And when I got pulled over for speeding the cop asked me. It was even a question on my voter registration card. I wonder what the world record is? I was told that it will be a new event for the 2028 summer Olympics games in Sweden.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Theyll probably keep asking until you get around to answering.

 

[kissedcherry]

Sorry

Theyll probably keep asking until you get around to answering.

You are right. I did not answer. I really don't know. I will try to find out but are we talking about normal marshmallows or those little ones that go in coco? I don't usually keep them in the house and I don't have any now. But I will stock up next time I got to Walmart and see what I can do.

 

[Saint_Ann]

You are right. I did not answer. I really don't know. I will try to find out but are we talking about normal marshmallows or those little ones that go in coco? I don't usually keep them in the house and I don't have any now. But I will stock up next time I got to Walmart and see what I can do.

V=πr2h might come in handy.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Okay kc, I laughed.



I am a very bad man...

 

[Rightguide]

Mittens Romney always looks like he's holding a couple between the cheeks of his ass when he walks.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

You are right. I did not answer. I really don't know. I will try to find out but are we talking about normal marshmallows or those little ones that go in coco? I don't usually keep them in the house and I don't have any now. But I will stock up next time I got to Walmart and see what I can do.

What she said

 

[jdc38]

I dunno, we talking the full size or those little mini ones. Size matters.

 

[kissedcherry]

That explains the walk...

Mittens Romney always looks like he's holding a couple between the cheeks of his ass when he walks.

I always wondered what made him walk that way.

 

[kissedcherry]

That was helpful

V=πr2h might come in handy.

So I got two bags of regular size marshmallows and one of the mini marshmallows in white and one in the fun multi color option. For some reason there are no black marshmallows at Walmart. Not even the Great Value Brand. What is up with that? Black marshmallows matter. This is more proof of systemic racism in this country.

Anyway, I am ready to see what I can do. I just hope that I don't end up walking like Mitt Romney.

 

[Saint_Ann]

So I got two bags of regular size marshmallows and one of the mini marshmallows in white and one in the fun multi color option. For some reason there are no black marshmallows at Walmart. Not even the Great Value Brand. What is up with that? Black marshmallows matter. This is more proof of systemic racism in this country.

Anyway, I am ready to see what I can do. I just hope that I don't end up walking like Mitt Romney.

Whatsamatter? Got a bag of marshmallows up your butt? Reminds me of the time I first heard the term fecal impaction.

Aint nobody got time for dat.