Elloelle
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I want to move to California and stuff....
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Rotadom
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I tried to read your butthole story but a misspelling in the second sentence made me pause.
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I KNEW IT!
My deepest sympathies...I understand you better now.
(You just got cut a yard or so of slack.)
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No snow? Depends on where you choose to live, lots of snow in the mountains. Doesn't rain a lot, but when it does it pours and people drive worse than the normal idiotic ways. No hurricanes but you get fires, earthquakes and the occasional tornado. After a fire, then it rains and there are mudslides. During the Santa Ana winds, it is super hot and the wind blows dust all around. During an El Nino year, the waves wipe out houses along the coast and the streets flood because the drainage is so bad. It doesn't matter where you live, all places have their good and bad weather.
You will also need a job that pays extremely well or you won't be able to afford a place to live. In the bay area, a six digit income is considered low income. In LA and SD, low income is the low 60k income.
But go ahead and move there. It may be your perfect place.
You will also need a job that pays extremely well or you won't be able to afford a place to live. In the bay area, a six digit income is considered low income. In LA and SD, low income is the low 60k income.
But go ahead and move there. It may be your perfect place.
Elloelle
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No snow? Depends on where you choose to live, lots of snow in the mountains. Doesn't rain a lot, but when it does it pours and people drive worse than the normal idiotic ways. No hurricanes but you get fires, earthquakes and the occasional tornado. After a fire, then it rains and there are mudslides. During the Santa Ana winds, it is super hot and the wind blows dust all around. During an El Nino year, the waves wipe out houses along the coast and the streets flood because the drainage is so bad. It doesn't matter where you live, all places have their good and bad weather.
You will also need a job that pays extremely well or you won't be able to afford a place to live. In the bay area, a six digit income is considered low income. In LA and SD, low income is the low 60k income.
But go ahead and move there. It may be your perfect place.
Sweetheart, I'm 31 years old and 35-24-35E and natrally blonde and stuff. I make $4000 a night just in tips and that's in Boulder freakin' Colorado, so don't tell me about snow and I worked the Corkifornia circuit and even the GAYS were stuffing 20s in my T-bar and stuff. Don't tell me about your erthkwakes and mudslides 'cause I got enough to buy a house on the beach in Malibu and retire. Only thing that can hurt me is volcanoes and title waves and stuff. Well, maybe the crimnals but I'd like to see them get past Porter.
But I was jus' jokin' and stuff 'cause youd have to be a total dumbhead to live there all the time 'cause it's like that one tome I was doin' a couple shows at Arena Ktown and was walking back to my hotel when a creep in a Porche drove up to me and said he had two $100 bills and axed me how far he could go and I told him he could go to Miami if he ate cheap and didn't buy premium and stuff.
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So you're the female FescueFan. Cool!
Elloelle
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I'm sorry. I know not everyone is a spelling be champion and stuff but maybe you could give me some lessons and stuff.
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Quiet, dude. And stuff.
Spelling Grammar, hell everything, so what were you on when your wrote this?
https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=84202274&postcount=1
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If you are going to San Francisco
If you're going to San Francisco
Be sure to wear some Kevlar in your vest (Just ask Kate Steinle's dad)
If you're going to San Francisco
You're gonna meet some genetic defects there
For those who cum in San Francisco
Summertime will a mostly peaceful protest love-in there*
In the streets of San Francisco
Gentle people are defecating there (Better watch your step)
All across the nation
Such a strange vibration
People in commotion
There's a whole degeneration
With no explanation
People in commotion
People in commotion
For those who cum in San Francisco
Be sure to wear some Kevlar in your vest (You never know when an undocumented guy might drop a gun he found and shoot you in the head. In fact you better have a Kevlar helmet too)
If you cum in San Francisco
Summertime will be a mostly peaceful protest love-in there*
If you come to San Francisco
Summertime will be a mostly peaceful protest love-in there*
* Please note that you will need to stop at the free clinic to get some antibiotics after you cum in San Francisco. But don't let that stop you I am sure you will have a good time. It will be a riot!
If you're going to San Francisco
Be sure to wear some Kevlar in your vest (Just ask Kate Steinle's dad)
If you're going to San Francisco
You're gonna meet some genetic defects there
For those who cum in San Francisco
Summertime will a mostly peaceful protest love-in there*
In the streets of San Francisco
Gentle people are defecating there (Better watch your step)
All across the nation
Such a strange vibration
People in commotion
There's a whole degeneration
With no explanation
People in commotion
People in commotion
For those who cum in San Francisco
Be sure to wear some Kevlar in your vest (You never know when an undocumented guy might drop a gun he found and shoot you in the head. In fact you better have a Kevlar helmet too)
If you cum in San Francisco
Summertime will be a mostly peaceful protest love-in there*
If you come to San Francisco
Summertime will be a mostly peaceful protest love-in there*
* Please note that you will need to stop at the free clinic to get some antibiotics after you cum in San Francisco. But don't let that stop you I am sure you will have a good time. It will be a riot!
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When was the last time that you are in San Francisco?
Stripper for sure judging by the post.
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That would be correct. Might even be a 57 year old dude and stuff.
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Fuck you.
I will be heard you Fucktard.
Piss ants like you come and go around here all the time...I am still here.
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To people living in California....Hell or the west coast for that matter...not real harpy about the odds on the east coast either!
I would seriously consider moving somewhere else.
Besides the normal trouble and usual troubles no matter what area you check out scientific, religious or pagan source the west coast gets in the ass and relatively soon in a major way.
That's IF is doesn't slide under the waters.
Not sure where a safe place for the future families might be.
But it sure isn't California!
I would seriously consider moving somewhere else.
Besides the normal trouble and usual troubles no matter what area you check out scientific, religious or pagan source the west coast gets in the ass and relatively soon in a major way.
That's IF is doesn't slide under the waters.
Not sure where a safe place for the future families might be.
But it sure isn't California!
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Sometimes you have to replace the whole floor.
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