Blowjobs for Sale or Rent

[sirhugs]

I seem to have blowjobs on the mind (is that a bad thing?). First, my latest story, now I have this 33 word starter that I don't know what to do with:

“Blowjobs for Sale or Rent” read the sign. Except there was a bold red slash through the “for Sale or Rent” portion, and in the same paint, someone had added the word “Free”.

Suggestions?

or does it go straight to the scrap heap?

 

[davion2308]

Not a bad start

I like it ... but instead of "Free" it says "25 cents." And the woman is no prize but she and her husband are enthusiastic about him watching her service other men.

Carl, overweight, balding, with a gut, doesn't believe it, but he sees the sign with an arrow pointing in the backyard. There's a bonfire back there and he goes back. He hasn't had sex or had his cock in a woman's mouth in a long time.

He sees the couple, in their 50s, the woman not especially attractive.

The husband, in a beach chair, sips from his beer and asks if Carl is here for the deal. Carl nods, not really sure what to say.

"You have the money?" the man asks, holding out his hand. Carl happens to have a few dimes and some pennies.

"Keep the change," he says, handing over 36 cents.

The woman, also sitting, pats her thighs in a 'c'mere' motion. Carl goes over, she unbuckles his belt and pulls his pants down to his knees. She has to push his gut up but when she leans forward ... his knees buckle when her warm mouth covers his cock and starts sliding up and down. It doesn't take long and he unloads into her mouth, her husband sipping the beer and enjoying the show.

Deal of a century.

 

[sirhugs]

I like it ... but instead of "Free" it says "25 cents." And the woman is no prize but she and her husband are enthusiastic about him watching her service other men.

Carl, overweight, balding, with a gut, doesn't believe it, but he sees the sign with an arrow pointing in the backyard. There's a bonfire back there and he goes back. He hasn't had sex or had his cock in a woman's mouth in a long time.

He sees the couple, in their 50s, the woman not especially attractive.

The husband, in a beach chair, sips from his beer and asks if Carl is here for the deal. Carl nods, not really sure what to say.

"You have the money?" the man asks, holding out his hand. Carl happens to have a few dimes and some pennies.

"Keep the change," he says, handing over 36 cents.

The woman, also sitting, pats her thighs in a 'c'mere' motion. Carl goes over, she unbuckles his belt and pulls his pants down to his knees. She has to push his gut up but when she leans forward ... his knees buckle when her warm mouth covers his cock and starts sliding up and down. It doesn't take long and he unloads into her mouth, her husband sipping the beer and enjoying the show.

Deal of a century.

you left out the par where she hands her dentures to hubby "Here, hold these."

 

[Jada59]

you left out the par where she hands her dentures to hubby "Here, hold these."

Hehehe. And here I thought the husband was giving the BJ.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

you left out the par where she hands her dentures to hubby "Here, hold these."

You forgot... "Watch this!" she said, handing her teeth to her husband.

 

[Carnevil9]

Blowjobs for Sale or Rent

Now I have "King of the Road" stuck in my head!

 

[sirhugs]

Now I have "King of the Road" stuck in my head!

maybe the protagonist rents a trailer next to a truck stop?

 

[emperor0379]

Yes. A truck stop!

 

[Jamie_and_Lisa]

Now I have "King of the Road" stuck in my head!

"Old worn-out suits and shoes
I don't pay no union dues"

Jamie was humming the song as she handed the phone to Lisa...

 

[HappySpouse]

It's a bit tropey, but this is what I saw around that sign. The sign is in the back of a frat house being read by potential members during rush week. Behind the door are five naked girls pledging Omicron Eta (HO) on their knees with nicely embroidered blindfolds on that have to give 20 completed blowjobs to have any hope of becoming members.

 

[SimonDoom]

Trixie is home from college for the summer and needs a job. She's always been cute and flirty and knows that the men in the neighborhood have been perving on her for a long time. So she leaves the note with this message where she thinks some of the men, and not their wives will find it, or she hands it to them in a little envelope while the wives aren't looking. She services the men in the neighborhood for the summer, making money, and everybody wins.

 

[sirhugs]

Trixie is home from college for the summer and needs a job. She's always been cute and flirty and knows that the men in the neighborhood have been perving on her for a long time. So she leaves the note with this message where she thinks some of the men, and not their wives will find it, or she hands it to them in a little envelope while the wives aren't looking. She services the men in the neighborhood for the summer, making money, and everybody wins.

love it.