Bakery sex?

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Says something sad about me, I know, but two tragic bakery related stories on this morning's news- a shooting at a bakery, ans the anniversary of the Great Fire of London, started in a bakery - made me realize that it is a long time since I've seen any bakery sex stories on Lit... and there are so many puns about kneading... and rising... and buns...

A few possibilities to start the discussion:

~ new young female apprentice (18+) works overnight shift with the master baker. As she works, she sweats. Her whites become translucent...

~ same, except master baker is female

~ the clerk with a food fetish who gets horny watching customers take their first taste. soon she is jilling off in the staff washroom, in the corner behind the fridge, ...

~ an aphrodisiac is accidentally mixed in the dough. Suddenly, the fat baker's help looks attractive.

~ same, except no one notices before the store opens and customers are stripping before they get out the door.

I am sure there are better ...
 
Says something sad about me, I know, but two tragic bakery related stories on this morning's news- a shooting at a bakery, ans the anniversary of the Great Fire of London, started in a bakery - made me realize that it is a long time since I've seen any bakery sex stories on Lit... and there are so many puns about kneading... and rising... and buns...

A few possibilities to start the discussion:

~ new young female apprentice (18+) works overnight shift with the master baker. As she works, she sweats. Her whites become translucent...

~ same, except master baker is female

~ the clerk with a food fetish who gets horny watching customers take their first taste. soon she is jilling off in the staff washroom, in the corner behind the fridge, ...

~ an aphrodisiac is accidentally mixed in the dough. Suddenly, the fat baker's help looks attractive.

~ same, except no one notices before the store opens and customers are stripping before they get out the door.

I am sure there are better ...

Pregnant woman has cravings in middle of night and visits local bakery where they let her have them as long as she lets the bakers have her!
 
I like this one..

Pregnant woman has cravings in middle of night and visits local bakery where they let her have them as long as she lets the bakers have her!

It would definitely kill two cravings at once.
 
How about an erotic baker who specializes in bread-based sex toys? Dildos (complete with balls) of various shapes and sizes. Also loaves shaped just like a pair of buttocks, with a nice hole in between. Not to mention bagels. And if a customer has a special request, there is always a bin of dough ready to be shaped into a custom order.
 
Once heard a story about a gay couple who got a bit hot and heavy in the kitchen while making bread, and both added their semen to mix. Apparently the bread was very popular with all their friends.
 
Once heard a story about a gay couple who got a bit hot and heavy in the kitchen while making bread, and both added their semen to mix. Apparently the bread was very popular with all their friends.

They kept cumming back for more?
 
Here is a rough storyboard of an idea I brewed. It’s a bit too Life Time movie-ish for me now. It would make for a good romance story IMHO.

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This prompt seems a lot like Julie Bowen on weeds but gender reversed and the younger character is legal.
 
I think it was a pizza joint rather than a bakery in my buddy's story, but the point of it all was about having sex with a coworker on a floured butcher's block work table after hours. The visual take-away was that except for the wet spot, her backside was covered in flour by the time they were done. I always really liked that visual image, so if somebody actually writes a bakery sex story please include something like that.
 
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