What are you Thinking? Continued 9

[mnbreastluver]

It would suck if you wished you had a watermelon, got it, then realized you had a wish and wasted it on a watermelon.

 

[emsway]

What a relief that all my old thoughts will sink into oblivion.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Cannibals are morally better than other serial killers because they don’t let the meat go to waste or just kill for fun.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

I want a kiss like a car wreck.
Abrupt. Violent. Scrambling.
I want the corner to peer.
Everyone wondering what lust is like.
I want nylon, hips, and exhale.
The silence begging for words.

 

[emsway]

You’ll need a mouth guard.

 

[mnbreastluver]

The fact that there are no recruitment ads for horny milfs confirms that all those ads are bullshit.

 

[Ziggins]

I'm not usually awake at this hour. I may have slept and forgot I slept.

 

[RustyIron]

If there was a Degree for stupidity, I know a few peeps that qualify easily ! (no one here)

 

[LikeableMe]

I dreamt about my first teenage crush last night. For some reason my current manager asked me to tutor him. So I meet with him in this room, and we’re having a catch up on what we’ve been doing since school when my manager comes along and adds another girl to the tutoring session. He tells the two of them to begin. They start speaking.

Turns out he wanted me to tutor them in French - and I’ve never studied French! So I had to leave my crush to enjoy the company of another woman

 

[mnbreastluver]

The lipstick market must be at the lowest its ever been .

 

[TTawhere]

Touché.

 

[TTawhere]

The lipstick market must be at the lowest its ever been .

I worked in cosmetics and one of the amazing things about that business was that it seemed immune to economic concerns. When times were good, people spent money on cosmetics as a luxury. When times were bad, people spent money on cosmetics to "feel good".

 

[mnbreastluver]

I worked in cosmetics and one of the amazing things about that business was that it seemed immune to economic concerns. When times were good, people spent money on cosmetics as a luxury. When times were bad, people spent money on cosmetics to "feel good".

I guess I could see that. One one think it just a luxury when times are rough though.

 

[TTawhere]

I guess I could see that. One one think it just a luxury when times are rough though.

It _is_ a luxury, but depending on what you choose it is a relatively affordable one. When times are tough, look good=feel good. You just don't go out and buy the $25/tube Halston-Borghese, you get the $5 Revlon.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

My wife wants to give me all kinds of shit for drinking post-lawn beers at 10am but jokes on her because I do this daily when I dont mow the lawn too.

 

[blueeyedgirl69]

I am a glutton for punishment.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Someone randomly decides ghosts look like people in blankets and everyone just went along with it.

 

[LikeableMe]

Someone randomly decides ghosts look like people in blankets and everyone just went along with it.

Maybe somebody had evidence!

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

Someone randomly decides ghosts look like people in blankets and everyone just went along with it.

It wasn't random.

A peeping Tom that didn't know better saw people fucking under a sheet, and heard "Oooohhhhh.....ahhhhh....." and thought it was a ghost, when really she was a moaner with a husky, needy voice.

 

[LikeableMe]

It wasn't random.

A peeping Tom that didn't know better saw people fucking under a sheet, and heard "Oooohhhhh.....ahhhhh....." and thought it was a ghost, when really she was a moaner with a husky, needy voice.

I like this version

 

[LikeableMe]

Someone I thought was a friend deleted me. Oh well

 

[blueeyedgirl69]

Torrential downpours make me anxious.

 

[LikeableMe]

When you’ve committed to someone who hasn’t committed to you

ETA: not a lit thing

 

[LikeableMe]

-accidentally refreshed and double posted-

 

[LikeableMe]

Not checking PMs this evening, will reply soon!