silent fireworks are a thing!

[butters]

Not everyone knows this, but silent fireworks is actually a thing that exists!

And now, Collecchio, an Italian town in the Parma District of Italy, has just become the first town in the world to completely switch to using only silent fireworks.

http://justsomething.co/italian-tow...-silent-fireworks-to-prevent-anxiety-in-pets/

 

[FGB]

So are Silent Orgasms but it's nice to have audio confirmation of events!

 

[butters]

 

[FGB]

 

[stickygirl]

I get silent migraines, which are like fireworks

 

[butters]

I get silent migraines, which are like fireworks

you should set them to loud, dramatic music for best effect

 

[stickygirl]

you should set them to loud, dramatic music for best effect

I was sure I had a brain tumour when I first had one and was too frightened to mention it to anyone.

I approve of silent fireworks though. Maybe someone Handel could have written something musical?

 

[Trumpedo]

So are Silent Orgasms but it's nice to have audio confirmation of events!

That was actually humourous. I didn't think you had it in you.

 

[FGB]

That was actually humourous. I didn't think you had it in you.

Oh.
I have a hell of a sense of humor...when I get cranked up.

I had to behave once when I spent a couple of years working a twelve step program . My coworkers wore me out daily but I said never a word, never got them back other than promising them when I was finished their asses were mine.

Haaaaa SNORT! Them poor motherfuckers caught hell!

Some of my finest work.

NEVER fuck with some one whom is a master at aggravating, instigating and agitating.

I had them bear hunting with a buggy-whip!

One woman almost had a nervous break down. I got blamed for shit even I couldn't think up! And I have really good imagination.

One guy said Man I sure wish we had left you alone..You did tell us but Damn you are worse than your Daddy!

I wish... My daddy found out years ago he was sneaking in their shop and washing his hands early for lunch. He wired a fence charger to a metal can of Go Jo.

When Alfred rammed his hand down into that can of GoJo it woke him up.

For twenty five or so years or so he didn't know who did it. He was telling the story one day and I fell out laughing.

I think his exact words were something like All right you little Red Headed Son Of a Bitch! Who did it?

My Daddy (Foot Log) was a company legend when it came to fucking with people.

 

[Dribble]

Odd...I don't find fucking with people funny. To each their own.