White House Briefing Room Locked Down After Trump Was Rushed Out

[Aglaopheme]

Not sure what happened, but they ushered out Trump and locked the doors to the briefing room moments after Trump’s press conference started.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Maybe there was a bee in there.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Maybe there was a bee in there.

He has a bee in his bunker.

Apparently, there was a shooting outside of the White House. Trump is back saying someone was shot by the Secret Service.

 

[jaF0]

So, they took BunkerBoi to the Bunker?

 

[Aglaopheme]

I thought it was going to cut my comedy hour short.

 

[FGB]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/presiden...y-shooting-outside-white-house-223019769.html

WASHINGTON — President Trump dramatically cut short a news conference in the White House press briefing room on Monday evening after what he later described as a “shooting” outside the building. Trump was initially taken by the Secret Service from the briefing room podium. He returned roughly 10 minutes later and provided an explanation to reporters.

 

[DeluxAuto]

His arch-nemesis came back?

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Divine Intervention?

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Putin threatened the pee-pee tape?

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[Saint_Ann]

Obama would have stood his ground and whipped out his 9.

 

[surdeep]

Someone jared hired for the bump.

 

[DeluxAuto]

Trump is the guy who said he'd go into a school to save kids from an active shooter, yes?

 

[Saint_Ann]

Trump is the guy who said he'd go into a school to save kids from an active shooter, yes?

The prez goes where the ss drags him. I hope you manage to pull that panty bunch outa your asscrack.

 

[HisArpy]

The prez goes where the ss drags him. I hope you manage to pull that panty bunch outa your asscrack.

There is absolutely no possible chance of that ever occurring.

 

[Emerson40]

Not sure what happened, but they ushered out Trump and locked the doors to the briefing room moments after Trump’s press conference started.

Perhaps he heard another reporter was going to ask him about the Veteran’s Choice lie he keeps repeating.

 

[doowdniw]

Someone said somewhere it was an attack. That's what some of his generals told him.

 

[Rightguide]

Algo, halfway to orgasm thinking the President was about to be killed, suffers another bitter frustration and fails to squirt.

 

[KeithD]

Someone said somewhere it was an attack. That's what some of his generals told him.

I see what you did there.

 

[Dribble]

It was only an unarmed fan with mental issues. He went up to the secret service officer, told him he was armed, and pretended to pull a gun, holding his hand like 5yr olds do to simulate a gun. Where is the mental health program to help people like this?

 

[surdeep]

Where is the mental health program to help people like this?

It's held every 4 years on the Tuesday following the first Monday in November.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Oh boy, this comedy hour sure did deliver.

"The closest thing is in 1917, they say, the great pandemic. It certainly was a terrible thing where they lost anywhere from 50 to 100 million people, probably ended the Second World War," Trump said. "All the soldiers were sick. That was a terrible situation."

https://youtu.be/_y5xY829UoY

 

[jaF0]

^^^ How's that now?


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[Aglaopheme]

Perhaps he heard another reporter was going to ask him about the Veteran’s Choice lie he keeps repeating.

I would normally agree, but we know Trump has zero issues lying to anyone and everyone.

Someone said somewhere it was an attack. That's what some of his generals told him.

Or, that they thought it was an attack. *nods*

Algo, halfway to orgasm thinking the President was about to be killed, suffers another bitter frustration and fails to squirt.

You’re really focused on my squirting. Someday you may find yourself a lady that you can make squirt , too. You’ll find the perfect lady of the perfect age that will give up her perfect career to clean up after you. That sounds completely squirt worthy.

 

[surdeep]

They shot a Trump voter, so 2 Democrats will have to be shot in response.

 

[schism666]

I would normally agree, but we know Trump has zero issues lying to anyone and everyone.



Or, that they thought it was an attack. *nods*




You’re really focused on my squirting. Someday you may find yourself a lady that you can make squirt , too. You’ll find the perfect lady of the perfect age that will give up her perfect career to clean up after you. That sounds completely squirt worthy.

the only way vetteman can get a woman to squirt is with pepper spray in his eyeballs.

 

[surdeep]

Squirters for Biden

 

[Aglaopheme]

the only way vetteman can get a woman to squirt is with pepper spray in his eyeballs.

I can see that with the way he speaks sometimes.