35M WA - I'll fuck anything and anyone right now. PM me!

[LandDarkening]

I need to fuck. Badly. PM me

 

[Daisy_Love]

I heard Pam and her 5 sisters are readily available!!

 

[filt]

I wonder if a thread like this ever gets replies. I’d like to think not or making any form of effort is then truly pointless

 

[Daisy_Love]

I wonder if a thread like this ever gets replies. I’d like to think not or making any form of effort is then truly pointless

I’d like to think not! But I’m sure there will be other desperados lurking

 

[barefootgirl69]

I like how you've gone from 38 to 35 in the space of less than 9 months!

 

[SassySheDevil]

I like how you've gone from 38 to 35 in the space of less than 9 months!

LOL I saw 37 .. I think he's unsure of how old he is.


And I will join the debate. I'd really like to hope this shit gets no further than to tease the OP.. I mean ... anything? Wow. That girl will feel special

 

[HardTime4_69]

Yeah, this is how you do it. Total desperation will get you into any woman's panties... right? I mean come on man, at least get creative.

 

[Bewleybrother]

I like how you've gone from 38 to 35 in the space of less than 9 months!

TARDIS
Which used to be the "Blue Phone Box" is now the "Blue Pill".

Time Altered Removes Deficits In Someone.

 

[barefootgirl69]

LOL I saw 37 .. I think he's unsure of how old he is.


And I will join the debate. I'd really like to hope this shit gets no further than to tease the OP.. I mean ... anything? Wow. That girl will feel special

You're right! But, maybe he had a birthday between his 1st and second post. I'm more impressed with his age going backwards!

Of course, I also thought "anything" might include oranges and watermelon. OP, please clarify.

 

[hairball18]

I am holding my asscheeks tight.

 

[Daisy_Love]

LOL I saw 37 .. I think he's unsure of how old he is.


And I will join the debate. I'd really like to hope this shit gets no further than to tease the OP.. I mean ... anything? Wow. That girl will feel special

God!! I wish my age went backwards instead of forwards
I wonder what defines anything. Apple pie? Rhubarb Pie?

I am holding my asscheeks tight.

Yeh, I definitely think you should and be afraid...be very afraid as this bloke is definitely up for anything

 

[RightfulCure]

I so wish there was an 'eating popcorn' emoji I could use

 

[Daisy_Love]

I so wish there was an 'eating popcorn' emoji I could use

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BestOptimalFattaileddunnart-max-1mb.gif

 

[RightfulCure]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BestOptimalFattaileddunnart-max-1mb.gif

You are a life saver hahaha

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BestOptimalFattaileddunnart-max-1mb.gif

 

[SassySheDevil]

Do you think he'll post video of he starts fucking food?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Do you think he'll post video of he starts fucking food?

One can only hope, right?

*adjusts halo*

 

[JerseyJade]

I need to fuck. Badly. PM me

Here ya go.

https://www.selinawamucii.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Water-Melon-Selina-Wamucii-300x239.jpg

Okay. My work is done here.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Here ya go.

https://www.selinawamucii.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Water-Melon-Selina-Wamucii-300x239.jpg

Okay. My work is done here.

Wont Pmann get jealous? Wasn't watermelon his thing?

 

[SassySheDevil]

One can only hope, right?

*adjusts halo*

Then we'll really need that popcorn emoji!!!

 

[kissedcherry]

Nice ad

I need to fuck. Badly. PM me

"I will fuck anything and anyone..."

With standards like that what are the odds that you don't have a bunch of STDs?

 

[JerseyJade]

Wont Pmann get jealous? Wasn't watermelon his thing?

It was. That's why I suggested it. I figured if it's good enough for Pmann, than it should be good enough for this dude.

Pmann get jealous? He might. He can always arrange a 3some though. I'm sure this dude won't mind.

 

[SassySheDevil]

It was. That's why I suggested it. I figured if it's good enough for Pmann, than it should be good enough for this dude.

Pmann get jealous? He might. He can always arrange a 3some though. I'm sure this dude won't mind.

LMAO now that, I'd pay to see!!

 

[JerseyJade]

LMAO now that, I'd pay to see!!

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