i wish they'd warned the general board-

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Utah officials warn public about bats following numerous home infestations
Thu, 30 Jul 2020 20:11:20 GMT
Following reports of numerous home infestations, Utah health officials this week reminded residents of the dangers that bats can pose to one's health.Â...



there's been an ongoing infestation of batty old bats on here for as long as i can remember.
 
Moved into a new house, April 2018.

August 2018, I'm walking around nekkid and a bat flies into the back of my head. Cue frantic screaming to which wife wakes up and responds, "WTF are you doing?"

August 2019, I'm walking around naked and a bat flies down the hallway toward me. Cue frantic screaming to which wife wakes up and responds. "Another bat?"

Last night. Wife and I saw a shitload of bats flying around our chimney. Cue me sighing and thinking there's no way I'm getting nekkid tonight. Wife says, "Just get nekkid on the deck so we don't have to call animal control again."
 
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