From Erotic Asphyxiation to wearing a mask whilst shopping. whats your experience?

[hobbit.]

Whats your experience? it is really strange when in a shop thinking of all the other customers struggling for breath as their face masks are pulled tight while the unmasked staff look on.


its only a short thought train away from waterboarding at the hairdressers.

 

[Sean]

Are you thinking of becoming a Tory MP?

 

[FataMorgana]

I hate it. Makes me hot and irritable.

 

[FataMorgana]

Waterboarding at the hairdressers...hahahaha

 

[hobbit.]

Are you thinking of becoming a Tory MP?

Lib Dem first, then defect.

I hate it. Makes me hot and irritable.

most women are like that anyway.

 

[hobbit.]

Waterboarding at the hairdressers...hahahaha

sweeney todd with water.

going anywhere nice this year? as your tipped violently backwards into the sink, some swarthy foreign bastard, probably on the run from interpol,, holding your ankles while Enrique holds the hot turkish towel across your face and the trainee pours cold water onto it. WE WILL ASK YOU AGAIN! GOING ANYWHERE NICE?

is it short enough on top?

 

[FataMorgana]

sweeney todd with water.

going anywhere nice this year? as your tipped violently backwards into the sink, some swarthy foreign bastard, probably on the run from interpol,, holding your ankles while Enrique holds the hot turkish towel across your face and the trainee pours cold water onto it. WE WILL ASK YOU AGAIN! GOING ANYWHERE NICE?

is it short enough on top?

Hairdressers all talk like they're on helium and ask where you're going on holiday and do you watch Love Island. I had a gay hairdresser in Dorset and we used to talk about demonic possession, fisting and sharks. And he layered my hair beautifully. And he'd offer me a Dorset Knob whilst my foils were taking.

 

[hobbit.]

Hairdressers all talk like they're on helium and ask where you're going on holiday and do you watch Love Island. I had a gay hairdresser in Dorset and we used to talk about demonic possession, fisting and sharks. And he layered my hair beautifully. And he'd offer me a Dorset Knob whilst my foils were taking.

Fisting a shark is interesting, anal fisting is so passe.

stinking bishop on the side?

 

[FataMorgana]

Fisting a shark is interesting, anal fisting is so passe.

stinking bishop on the side?

Anal fisting is only acceptable if you are wearing a high viz jacket.

 

[hobbit.]

Anal fisting is only acceptable if you are wearing a high viz jacket.

orange or lemon? ventilated ? reflective strip across the back?

 

[FataMorgana]

orange or lemon? ventilated ? reflective strip across the back?

Lemon and always ventilated. Strip optional.

Have you got a decorators scaffold you can loan me?

 

[hobbit.]

Lemon and always ventilated. Strip optional.

Have you got a decorators scaffold you can loan me?

strangely enough.. no, you could hire one from HSS though....it'd have the previous hirers DNA on it somewhere so should throw the dibble off for a while.

we could negotiate a joint hire though around what you had in mind for said scaffold, and hivis wear....

 

[Emerson40]

Hairdressers all talk like they're on helium and ask where you're going on holiday and do you watch Love Island. I had a gay hairdresser in Dorset and we used to talk about demonic possession, fisting and sharks. And he layered my hair beautifully. And he'd offer me a Dorset Knob whilst my foils were taking.

It’s Dorset knobs that created the need for those clear lap windows being put into those vinyl capes they drape over you, before clipping.

 

[hobbit.]

It’s Dorset knobs that created the need for those clear lap windows being put into those vinyl capes they drape over you, before clipping.

a placky bag over the head is quicker.

 

[FataMorgana]

strangely enough.. no, you could hire one from HSS though....it'd have the previous hirers DNA on it somewhere so should throw the dibble off for a while.

we could negotiate a joint hire though around what you had in mind for said scaffold, and hivis wear....

Tried them. My stairs are 16ft at highest point but only 35" across or summat stupid. Against all health and safety regs nowadays. So I'm sending Laughing Billy up a ladder with a plank next week.

I'm scared I'll come home and it'll be like the Exorcist. In that he'll be crumpled at the bottom of the stairs with his head on backwards and I have to give him last rites. Not in that I masturbate furiously with a crucifix when he hangs my anaglypta.

 

[FataMorgana]

It’s Dorset knobs that created the need for those clear lap windows being put into those vinyl capes they drape over you, before clipping.

Yes for the drool.

https://themanc.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/ee321f95523b560a6856ba3196abecfc.jpg

 

[Emerson40]

a placky bag over the head is quicker.

Add an orange slice and you have a Milligan.

 

[Sean]

Tried them. My stairs are 16ft at highest point but only 35" across or summat stupid. Against all health and safety regs nowadays. So I'm sending Laughing Billy up a ladder with a plank next week.

I'm scared I'll come home and it'll be like the Exorcist. In that he'll be crumpled at the bottom of the stairs with his head on backwards and I have to give him last rites. Not in that I masturbate furiously with a crucifix when he hangs my anaglypta.

Weird fact, I've never met a scaffolder that hasn't done time. Strangeways must have a City and Guilds course.

 

[FataMorgana]

Weird fact, I've never met a scaffolder that hasn't done time. Strangeways must have a City and Guilds course.

That's fine. If Peter Sutcliffe has a decorators scaffold he's welcome round here. I'll just hide the hammer.

 

[pabloback]

Are you thinking of becoming a Tory MP?

The futures orange

 

[SpeareChucker]

I have a mask in the truck.

I keep forgetting to wear it while running errands.




No one seems to care. They want my money. Maybe more than ever...

 

[Jada59]

Everyone has to wear a mask here. Even outside. Some of mine fit better than others. Some keep getting sucked into my mouth and nose.

 

[surdeep]

I hate it. Makes me hot and irritable.

Your natural state.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Everyone has to wear a mask here. Even outside. Some of mine fit better than others. Some keep getting sucked into my mouth and nose.

I saw a jogger wearing a mask...




WTF???

 

[SpeareChucker]

Your natural state.

Well said