Holy shit she was old

Only saw her in one movie. No bonus points if you guess which one.
I was barely 20 and hanging with some friends in a West Berlin disco during my Army time when a very attractive older woman bought me a drink. Well, one thing led to another and I spent the night with her in a pricy hotel. She taught me a trick or two and I offered a lot of endurance in return, which I think is what she was looking for.
When I got back to the barracks one of the guys told me I'd spent the night with Olivia de Havilland.
A week later I realized she'd given me the clap.
 
Only saw her in one movie. No bonus points if you guess which one.
I was barely 20 and hanging with some friends in a West Berlin disco during my Army time when a very attractive older woman bought me a drink. Well, one thing led to another and I spent the night with her in a pricy hotel. She taught me a trick or two and I offered a lot of endurance in return, which I think is what she was looking for.
When I got back to the barracks one of the guys told me I'd spent the night with Olivia de Havilland.
A week later I realized she'd given me the clap.

Kinky.
 
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