Good afternoon

[HenryNorman522]

New guy from NW Iowa. I have had heart problems and just last November, I recieved an L-Vad heart pump.I still have a heart beat, but it is not really that detectable anymore, just a hum from the pump. Anyway, that's me, 58 year old male from Sgt, Bluff, Ia.

 

[hogjack]

Nice to meet you.

We have a lot in common. I also have a huge penis.

 

[HenryNorman522]

That's where we differ. I have a hard time getting it up anymore. Sex for me is pretty much nill.

 

[hogjack]

That's where we differ. I have a hard time getting it up anymore. Sex for me is pretty much nill.

That's OK. I only have sex three to five times a week. It's not like 24/7 or anything like the old days! Even with a larger than average, perfectly shaped penis things can be slow. Things change. We adapt.

Hopefully your mechanically-enhanced heart allows you to enjoy all the things life has to offer.

 

[Saint_Ann]

New guy from NW Iowa. I have had heart problems and just last November, I recieved an L-Vad heart pump.I still have a heart beat, but it is not really that detectable anymore, just a hum from the pump. Anyway, that's me, 58 year old male from Sgt, Bluff, Ia.

Is it wireless? Will it do Google search? The pump...not the penis.

 

[Saint_Ann]

That being said...they should make one for the penis too. Maybe throw in vibro-mode.

 

[HenryNorman522]

That being said...they should make one for the penis too. Maybe throw in vibro-mode.

I wish they would. I'd definitely buy that. It's been a dry spell. The heart pump is battery powered. I plug into a wall unit at night.

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

I wish they would. I'd definitely buy that. It's been a dry spell. The heart pump is battery powered. I plug into a wall unit at night.

Blackouts in the middle of the night probably scare the shit out of ya, huh?

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

Nice to meet you.

We have a lot in common. I also have a huge penis.

Great pick up line in a gay bar.
Straight bar...still probably bat around .400