Brainstorming Session: What Tastes and Smells are Similar to Piss?

[dark_splotch]

Hello Literotica Forum!
This is my first ever post on here, so if I'm posting in the wrong sub-forum mods feel free to move me.

I'm writing my first ever story, and it involves a boyfriend finding out his gf is cheating. So to get revenge he secretly pisses in some lemonade and has her drink it. She finds that she enjoys the taste, but he won't tell her what the "secret ingredient" actually is and she has to try to figure it out.

I have her guessing salt obviously, but I'd like for the game to go on a while and I need plenty of ideas for other tastes/smells that she might mistake piss for. I have them walking around a farmers market and a candle shop as she tries to get taste/smell ideas, so particularly foods or scents you might see in those situations would be great (although all ideas are welcome). It will be hard for her to zero in on the taste with the lemon flavor and sugar blocking it, so even things that only vaguely resemble piss could potentially be worked in.

So this is where all you lovely folks come in, help me out and brainstorm what guesses the gf might make. The best test would obviously be to try out this test yourself by sneaking some piss into someone else's drink, but I'm sure none of you would actually do that... On the off chance you do though, I'd appreciate hearing the results.

Thanks for the help

 

[SimonDoom]

Evidently, Cardi B of all people set off a lively Internet discussion about what pee tastes like:

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8xw4x4/what-does-pee-taste-like-answered-cardi-b-tweet

I have no personal experience with this subject, although I have considered doing some, ahem, research for a pee fetish story I'm working on.

 

[whowrotethisshit]

The first thing that popped into my head when reading the title of this post was "oh, great, finally a thread where I can tell everyone that hot peanut butter smells like piss." But unfortunately, hot peanut butter would be hard to stir up in lemonade.

I'm gonna go with salty herbs and spices:

Spices
Chili Powder
Cloves
Coriander
Cumin
Garlic Powder
Mustard Powder
Nutmeg
Onion Powder
Paprika
Turmeric

Herbs
Basil
Chives
Dill
Lemongrass
Mint
Oregano
Parsley
Rosemary
Sage
Tarragon

 

[jehoram]

Ammonia, maybe? Something a household often has around, so obtaining it wouldn't be hard.

 

[lovecraft68]

beer is pretty much recycled carbonated piss, so you can always use that.

 

[SamScribble]

Sauvignon Blanc - especially from the new world

 

[roowa]

Maple Syrup can smell like piss under certain circumstances, for instance, if the person is diabetic or has Maple Syrup Urine Disease (yep, that's a thing).

But I guess that's probably more a scenario of piss smelling like maple syrup, than maple syrup smelling like piss.

I think Ammonia like jehoram said is a good one. And since I don't like beer all that much, I'll agree with that one, too. I suspect, warm, flat beer would taste a lot like piss.

And yes, I think some Sauvignon Blanc smells like piss, but more like cat pee than human, but maybe that's just me.

Also, completely as an aside, I've been told Burger King Whoppers smell like stinky arm pits. But I've never smelled a stinky armpit and felt hungry like I sometimes do when I pass a BK. So take that one fwiw.

 

[karaline]

Elderflowers that have gone over always smell a bit like pee, so maybe there is some mileage in the whole elderflower cordial/champagne/tea thing?

 

[dark_splotch]

The first thing that popped into my head when reading the title of this post was "oh, great, finally a thread where I can tell everyone that hot peanut butter smells like piss." But unfortunately, hot peanut butter would be hard to stir up in lemonade.

I'm gonna go with salty herbs and spices:

Spices
Chili Powder
Cloves
Coriander
Cumin
Garlic Powder
Mustard Powder
Nutmeg
Onion Powder
Paprika
Turmeric

Herbs
Basil
Chives
Dill
Lemongrass
Mint
Oregano
Parsley
Rosemary
Sage
Tarragon

This is a great list. Thank you very much. There was already a bit of cum in the lemonade, so I'll have her guess cumin for sure A lot of these will also make great scents she can find at the candle shop.

Beer is an obvious one she'll be guessing, but I didn't think of Sauvignon Blanc, good to know. Elderflowers sound intriguing as well.

The story is coming along well! I'll be ready for editing in a few days probably. I know this is the authors area, but if this story happens to sound intriguing enough to any of you that you would like to edit it, feel free to reach out to me. If not, no worries, I'll ask around in the editors sub-forum.

 

[Seduc2ove]

Not a bump