The one I Want....

[Well_hung_Well_off]

I’m looking for a woman....
-who will smoke the occasional cigar
-who knows when she’s had enough and not push the party past it’s expiration time
-who can carry her weight but still needs to lean on me
-who isn’t afraid to take the initiative
-who knows a little about a lot
-who can be a lady in public and a porn star in private
-who will randomly and willingly rub one out while next to me in the car
-who loves to cook, but will share the kitchen with me
-who can be positive even when shit goes south
-who isn’t afraid to show affection anytime, anywhere
-who loves dogs at least as much as I do
-who loves to laugh as well as enjoys a good cry
-who might actually sit next to me on the couch when watching a movie
-who understands and appreciates the concept of ‘family’
-who will recognize the effort I put into our relationship and match that effort
-who knows how to make her man feel like a real man
-who can laugh at herself as easily as she can laugh at others

Am I searching for the impossible?

 

[MadameSarcasm]

I’m looking for a woman....
-who will smoke the occasional cigar
-who knows when she’s had enough and not push the party past it’s expiration time
-who can carry her weight but still needs to lean on me
-who isn’t afraid to take the initiative
-who knows a little about a lot
-who can be a lady in public and a porn star in private
-who will randomly and willingly rub one out while next to me in the car
-who loves to cook, but will share the kitchen with me
-who can be positive even when shit goes south
-who isn’t afraid to show affection anytime, anywhere
-who loves dogs at least as much as I do
-who loves to laugh as well as enjoys a good cry
-who might actually sit next to me on the couch when watching a movie
-who understands and appreciates the concept of ‘family’
-who will recognize the effort I put into our relationship and match that effort
-who knows how to make her man feel like a real man
-who can laugh at herself as easily as she can laugh at others

Am I searching for the impossible?

If you're expecting someone to be all of those things at all times, well, that's a tall order.

 

[WendyImperioous]

Am I searching for the impossible?

Looking for someone who smokes the occasional cigar might hinder your search, but may not be impossible. It is good that you have a clear idea of who you are looking for. Good luck in your search.

 

[Well_hung_Well_off]

I get it.....

I’m not gonna get 100%, hell, I’d be happy with 1/2 these boxes checked!

 

[Well_hung_Well_off]

Ya know....

I want to add that this is not all about me, but a mutual offering. I bring quite a bit to the table as well.
-tons of love and affection
-honesty, loyalty, one-woman man
-I can offer everything on my list to the right woman

Need more? PM me

 

[Orchidea73]

I’m looking for a woman....

Check!

-who will smoke the occasional cigar

Can we have some bourbon too?

-who knows when she’s had enough and not push the party past it’s expiration time

Is this a metaphor?

-who can carry her weight but still needs to lean on me

Are we talking about real weight, because I'm not that heavy.

-who isn’t afraid to take the initiative

I'm always up for a good fight.

-who knows a little about a lot

I know a lot about a lot. I like to overdo sometimes.

-who can be a lady in public and a porn star in private

Audrey Hepburn and Jenna Jameson made in one person. Look no further.

-who will randomly and willingly rub one out while next to me in the car

I'm lost in translation here. Let me google this and will get back to you.

-who loves to cook, but will share the kitchen with me

Negotiable.

-who can be positive even when shit goes south

Steady Nerves is my second name.

-who isn’t afraid to show affection anytime, anywhere

I love touching and kissing.

-who loves dogs at least as much as I do

I have a Husky. He's a criminal and a lunatic, but what can you do? Teenagers. Sigh!

-who loves to laugh as well as enjoys a good cry

Well, I do enjoy crying when I have a really good orgasm. Does that count?

-who might actually sit next to me on the couch when watching a movie

Usually I like to sit on the chair, when in the house. But I might actually get used to the idea of sitting on the couch.

-who understands and appreciates the concept of ‘family’

-who will recognize the effort I put into our relationship and match that effort

Which is?

-who knows how to make her man feel like a real man

How does a "real man" feels like one from where you're standing?

-who can laugh at herself as easily as she can laugh at others

Laugh at others or with others?

Am I searching for the impossible?

I think your journey ends here. You have reached the Grey Havens.

 

[Well_hung_Well_off]

Check!



Can we have some bourbon too? . I insist



Is this a metaphor? Not at all



Are we talking about real weight, because I'm not that heavy. Don’t care



I'm always up for a good fight. Pillow or fist?


I know a lot about a lot. I like to overdo sometimes. Show off...


Audrey Hepburn and Jenna Jameson made in one person. Look no further.



I'm lost in translation here. Let me google this and will get back to you. Impromptu masturbation



Negotiable. Everything is...


Steady Nerves is my second name. We’ll see




I love touching and kissing. Leads to foreplay!


I have a Husky. He's a criminal and a lunatic, but what can you do? Teenagers. Sigh! Both eyes same color?



Well, I do enjoy crying when I have a really good orgasm. Does that count? Absolutely!



Usually I like to sit on the chair, when in the house. But I might actually get used to the idea of sitting on the couch. Again...whatever makes you comfortable....





Which is? Very important, but not overpowering.....


How does a "real man" feels like one from where you're standing? Your femininity when it kicks in will suffice perfectly.


Laugh at others or with others? If she has a sense of humor, she’ll laugh with others. If she has a sarcastic side, she’ll laugh at others.... I’m hoping for both.....

I think your journey ends here. You have reached the Grey Havens.

Hmmmm..... chat?

 

[MadameSarcasm]

Please livestream the wedding here, kids!

 

[Well_hung_Well_off]

Please livestream the wedding here, kids!

Living up to you name, I see.....

 

[Orchidea73]

Hmmmm..... chat?

You mean, you are not taking my word for it? Please tell me I'll skip the sexting trial period as well. No offense, but there is limit to how many times I can write "Oh, I want your big and well off cock. Give it to me!", before we both get bored. https://i.imgur.com/SowhBg8.gif

Plus, English is not my first language, so imagine me googling "dirty" words. It isn't cool or sexy, and not Audrey Hepburn like at all. https://i.imgur.com/cAmlF6m.gif

 

[Well_hung_Well_off]

Yeah, while I’m sure you’re above reproach, there’s going to be some vetting to ensure no rabbits are boiled and I don’t have to sleep with one eye open.

 

[Orchidea73]

Yeah, while I’m sure you’re above reproach, there’s going to be some vetting to ensure no rabbits are boiled and I don’t have to sleep with one eye open.

https://i.imgur.com/fAcmnqE.jpg

 

[MadameSarcasm]

Living up to you name, I see.....

Hey, I believe in love. If you make a connection, then I am delighted for you!