What do you NOT TRUST?

[Lady2020]

Feelings.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Married men.

Ayup.

 

[MrStooTheT]

Conservatives.

 

[Plane_Guy]

"Trust me."
- Hilary Clinton

 

[Matthew82]

That I will have made the right decisions to live a full and happy life

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Pandemic deniers.

https://static.seattletimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Big-Bad-Virus-ONLINE-COLOR-780x520.jpg

 

[ElizaBennet33]

Automatic doors

Automatic elevator doors
Automatic ticket barriers
Automatic train doors
Automatic entry doors into anywhere

They all try to crush me. I don't know why. I run through them quickly, but the bastardy things still get me.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Married men.

I'm sorry, I think you were looking for the "10 characteristics in men you want to fuck" thread and got lost.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

People who claim to like the flat part of the chicken wing more than the drumstick.

 

[BadAmy]

My bra at this moment.
Things are getting shifty.

 

[Orchidea73]

My bra at this moment.
Things are getting shifty.

My not bra. Things are getting hard.

 

[filt]

Pigeons. Sinister, weird noise making fuckers.

 

[BadAmy]

My not bra. Things are getting hard.

Hehe...
We should take our bras and boobs to the overrated/underrated section.

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[Orchidea73]

Hehe...
We should take our bras and boobs to the overrated/underrated section.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/cwHQOWenYfnQA/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952bec45eed46964161119d50c4bbf166093d65e656&rid=giphy.gif

You and your gifs.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Butthurt and sensitive married men.

Oh, now I know who you're talking about. That guy's an ass.

 

[CurvyAngel_2]

All talk no action

 

[married_muir]

Weather forecasters

 

[devilish_desires_couple]

Car thermometers.

 

[devilish_desires_couple]

People who claim to like the flat part of the chicken wing more than the drumstick.

I like them equal.

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

My instincts. Like, ever.

 

[Mr_bogey]

People who claim to like the flat part of the chicken wing more than the drumstick.

I'm that guy. I didn't want to be but when forced to look at it objectively, I converted.

 

[ElizaBennet33]

Umbrellas

Umbrellas. They are untrustworthy fuckers. Even the ones that cost over $100 and claim they will not turn inside out in gale force winds. Lies.

Side note: I decided to buy an inside out umbrella and it is perfect because it can't be turned inside out when it already is inside out.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Chuck Woolery

 

[DarkSimian]

Large number math theory

 

[DawnONight]

What is it that you just don’t trust?

Government.