are you afraid of the black death*?

[hobbit.]

*aka bubonic plague for those sensitive to colour issues




Its the current next big thing in china, along with dengue fever.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-53325988

covid is so 2020

 

[FataMorgana]

Bring Out Your Bed!

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

Something is gonna get us sooner or later. I've always thought some sort of plague was the most likely culprit.

 

[hobbit.]

Bring Out Your Bed!

on a first date?

laptop is still over heating, now one is on order.

 

[hobbit.]

Something is gonna get us sooner or later. I've always thought some sort of plague was the most likely culprit.

my money was a zombie apocolypse, not some middle ages throw back...

 

[FataMorgana]

on a first date?

laptop is still over heating, now one is on order.

My bed is dead. I have a new one on order too.

 

[hobbit.]

My bed is dead. I have a new one on order too.

avoid Argos. bunch of cunts.

water beds are quite good, cool in summer,heated in winter, go for a 'mud' bed. like a water bed but has microfibres in the water so doesnt slosh about.

 

[FataMorgana]

avoid Argos. bunch of cunts.

water beds are quite good, cool in summer,heated in winter, go for a 'mud' bed. like a water bed but has microfibres in the water so doesnt slosh about.

I fucking hate Argos, not been in there for years. I've got a deep filled mega sprung 20000 revs baby coming in a few weeks. Was looking at gel filled ones but I do enjoy flipping it at 2am when I can't sleep.

 

[hobbit.]

I fucking hate Argos, not been in there for years. I've got a deep filled mega sprung 20000 revs baby coming in a few weeks. Was looking at gel filled ones but I do enjoy flipping it at 2am when I can't sleep.

pocket sprung is good, had a millbrook 2,000 spring once, egyptian cotton sheets repeated fornicating in one style buggers the springs up though, or so i was told

 

[FataMorgana]

pocket sprung is good, had a millbrook 2,000 spring once, egyptian cotton sheets repeated fornicating in one style buggers the springs up though, or so i was told

Just been look at eejitcotton sheets, all the colours and sizes I want are out of stock. Might nip in Dunelm in me dinner hour next week.

 

[chillywilly2]

Well, as long as the WHO says its not a threat we should be ok

 

[ryan8558]

my money was a zombie apocolypse, not some middle ages throw back...

so you have money on COVID19 vaccine to take us down. not a bad bet.

 

[hogjack]

Racist propaganda.

 

[FataMorgana]

Where's the cunt gone, is he overheating? I was going to tell him about Irma Grese working on the Valspar counter in B&Q.

 

[FataMorgana]

Racist propaganda.

Shaddap you Welsh pikey twat.

 

[hogjack]

Shaddap you Welsh pikey twat.

Welsh?

Pikey twat, maybe. But Welsh? Never.

Are their Pikey twats of Caribbean vintage? My origins have some twat influence.

 

[FataMorgana]

Welsh?

Pikey twat, maybe. But Welsh? Never.

Are their Pikey twats of Caribbean vintage? My origins have some twat influence.

I'm starting to take a shine to you, you mad cunt.

 

[hogjack]

I'm starting to take a shine to you, you mad cunt.

My cuntal lobes are quite sane, thank you

 

[Bad_Egg]

Police officers do not make me afraid, though they sometimes annoy me.

are you afraid of the black death*?

.....

 

[hobbit.]

Where's the cunt gone, is he overheating? I was going to tell him about Irma Grese working on the Valspar counter in B&Q.

STFU!
you ever dealt with argos in the middle of a pandemic? they take fuck cuntery to a new dimension.

throw in in the mix that the store for collection was in salford...

anyhow, im so glad you sorted out your bed. TKmkks have a half decent linen section

edited to add -

Valspar? you middle class person! i bet you dont remember the days before non drip gloss! fucking valspar!!!

 

[FataMorgana]

STFU!
you ever dealt with argos in the middle of a pandemic? they take fuck cuntery to a new dimension.

throw in in the mix that the store for collection was in salford...

anyhow, im so glad you sorted out your bed. TKmkks have a half decent linen section

edited to add -

Valspar? you middle class person! i bet you dont remember the days before non drip gloss! fucking valspar!!!

Thank god you're back.

I only had to go to valspar as there was a thin seam between strips of wallpaper and they do a colour match if you take a sample in (not urine)to paint in seam and wipe off (god bless YouTube). To be fair when I asked her she acted like she'd just found me pissing on her chips.

 

[hobbit.]

Thank god you're back.

I only had to go to valspar as there was a thin seam between strips of wallpaper and they do a colour match if you take a sample in (not urine)to paint in seam and wipe off (god bless YouTube). To be fair when I asked her she acted like she'd just found me pissing on her chips.

they could clone Lenny Henry?

Im still shocked that you are so elite that you get a lunch break.

 

[Sean]

That reminds me, I need to buy one of those travel pillow gizmos for when I grab an hour's kip in the truck.

 

[stickygirl]

Black death is so negative. Why not Martini death or Chocolate Roulade death? Argos death isn't even notifiable - that's what Grundon bins are for.

 

[WillJ8787]

*aka bubonic plague for those sensitive to colour issues




Its the current next big thing in china, along with dengue fever.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-53325988

covid is so 2020

I'm afraid of the white death...mince meat and mint chutney on white bread.