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signalangle00
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Given all the problems going on in the world today and the social distancing that is uncertain to end, plus the fact that reliable testing is still not available, I've decided to seek out a no-contact relationship and offer myself up as a no-contact boyfriend.
Allow me to explain the benefits of a no-contact boyfriend... First off, in order maintain safe social distancing, we will communicate electronically (via Kik, Hangouts, Discord, etc...) with one another. We can talk about our day under self-quarantine, share what we've watched on Netflix and even being virtually intimate together.
As our no-contact relationship develops, we can plan for all the things we want to do together once quarantine orders have ended and we deem it's safe to 'actually' meet one another. I feel like this will be an exciting moment with all the pent up longing we'll have developed for one another.
I don't have a very strict list of qualities that I'm looking for in a potential no-contact girlfriend. Mainly, someone who feels they are intelligent, articulate, and a little edgy. A sense of humor is a must though, and she should not be a stranger to sarcasm. Since this relationship will be remote for the time being, she must be articulate with a decent grasp of spelling and grammar.
I am an intelligent, handsome (and humble) professional who is probably running a bit stir crazy in recent weeks (all work and no play make Homer something something). When I'm not working from home I enjoy reading, listening to music and reminiscing of going out doors for more than a jog that is safely distant from others.
Looking forward to hearing from you and stay safe!
Allow me to explain the benefits of a no-contact boyfriend... First off, in order maintain safe social distancing, we will communicate electronically (via Kik, Hangouts, Discord, etc...) with one another. We can talk about our day under self-quarantine, share what we've watched on Netflix and even being virtually intimate together.
As our no-contact relationship develops, we can plan for all the things we want to do together once quarantine orders have ended and we deem it's safe to 'actually' meet one another. I feel like this will be an exciting moment with all the pent up longing we'll have developed for one another.
I don't have a very strict list of qualities that I'm looking for in a potential no-contact girlfriend. Mainly, someone who feels they are intelligent, articulate, and a little edgy. A sense of humor is a must though, and she should not be a stranger to sarcasm. Since this relationship will be remote for the time being, she must be articulate with a decent grasp of spelling and grammar.
I am an intelligent, handsome (and humble) professional who is probably running a bit stir crazy in recent weeks (all work and no play make Homer something something). When I'm not working from home I enjoy reading, listening to music and reminiscing of going out doors for more than a jog that is safely distant from others.
Looking forward to hearing from you and stay safe!
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