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SEVERUSMAX

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What are they for you? Cheating, slapping, abuse, politics?

1. Physical abuse, including slapping.
2. Financial/economic abuse, including the destruction of property, draining bank accounts, maxing out cards, etc.
3. Sexual abuse, such as rape.
4. Constant denial of sexual favors to the point of complete neglect and non-cohabitation.
5. Double standards about extracurricular/extramarital liaisons. If she can do it, so can I, or I walk. Period.
6. Public berating or belittlement or other forms of verbal abuse.

Cheating? Well, I'll likely just do revenge fucks and then forgive, unless she cops an attitude and acts like mine are terrible while her straying is cool. See number 5 for that one.

For those that say that revenge fucks might damage a relationship, I say no, they are an acid test for a relationship. If she can't handle the revenge fuck, I no longer want a relationship with her. See number 5.

Of course, I refuse to do monogamy, anyway, so number 5 is rather hypothetical.
 
What are they for you? Cheating, slapping, abuse, politics?

1. Physical abuse, including slapping.
2. Financial/economic abuse, including the destruction of property, draining bank accounts, maxing out cards, etc.
3. Sexual abuse, such as rape.
4. Constant denial of sexual favors to the point of complete neglect and non-cohabitation.
5. Double standards about extracurricular/extramarital liaisons. If she can do it, so can I, or I walk. Period.
6. Public berating or belittlement or other forms of verbal abuse.

Cheating? Well, I'll likely just do revenge fucks and then forgive, unless she cops an attitude and acts like mine are terrible while her straying is cool. See number 5 for that one.

For those that say that revenge fucks might damage a relationship, I say no, they are an acid test for a relationship. If she can't handle the revenge fuck, I no longer want a relationship with her. See number 5.

Of course, I refuse to do monogamy, anyway, so number 5 is rather hypothetical.

Yeah you really come off as a piece of shit.
 
What are they for you? Cheating, slapping, abuse, politics?

1. Physical abuse, including slapping.
2. Financial/economic abuse, including the destruction of property, draining bank accounts, maxing out cards, etc.
3. Sexual abuse, such as rape.
4. Constant denial of sexual favors to the point of complete neglect and non-cohabitation.
5. Double standards about extracurricular/extramarital liaisons. If she can do it, so can I, or I walk. Period.
6. Public berating or belittlement or other forms of verbal abuse.

Cheating? Well, I'll likely just do revenge fucks and then forgive, unless she cops an attitude and acts like mine are terrible while her straying is cool. See number 5 for that one.

For those that say that revenge fucks might damage a relationship, I say no, they are an acid test for a relationship. If she can't handle the revenge fuck, I no longer want a relationship with her. See number 5.

Of course, I refuse to do monogamy, anyway, so number 5 is rather hypothetical.

A real prize you are.

A prize cunt.
 
A real prize you are.

A prize cunt.

Well, opinions are like assholes and you have one of each, not counting what you see in the mirror. Goodbye.

Not sure why you would insult me like that, but two can play that game. Whatever your problem is with me, that's your personal beef. I'm not going to concern myself with the opinion of a sheep.
 
Well, opinions are like assholes and you have one of each, not counting what you see in the mirror. Goodbye.

Not sure why you would insult me like that, but two can play that game. Whatever your problem is with me, that's your personal beef. I'm not going to concern myself with the opinion of a sheep.

Goodbye? Please don't go, I was only flirting. 😭
 
Apparently, my disapproval of abuse is disapproved of by some. Ironic conundrum indeed.
 
I'm easy. All I expect from my relationship is his total adoration, pandering to my every whim, and not expecting me to do anything I don't want to do. That's why we're so happy together :heart:
 
I'm easy. All I expect from my relationship is his total adoration, pandering to my every whim, and not expecting me to do anything I don't want to do. That's why we're so happy together :heart:

So, you're Garfield to his Odie. Gotcha.
 
Acid test for if a man is a pig. If he calls women cows, he's a pig. If he doesn't, he's not.
 
Disrespecting me and making me feel unwelcome and she will not get the chance to find out about how I feel on the others!

That is the fastest way to get rid of me for good...knowingly or not.

That pussy just isn't that good.

I will and have saturated them with my absence.
 
And my pussy really is that good.

dolf.

With all due respect I don't think you could even handle the contest.

Hell.

I don't think I could live through the best I ever had again . I am too Old!:D
 
I can compromise on some things and be tolerant of others but it all comes down to compatibility and respect, and no pussy trumps either.
 
I'm easy. All I expect from my relationship is his total adoration, pandering to my every whim, and not expecting me to do anything I don't want to do. That's why we're so happy together :heart:


I'd do that for you but I'm not a hunk a burnin love.
 
Acid test for if a man is a pig. If he calls women cows, he's a pig. If he doesn't, he's a chubby chaser.

FYP.

She's big in all the best ways and places.

I would say that a "man" that sees rape as a tertiary relationship killer is a pig.. .

. . .not to mention the fact no one is owned "sexual favors." If your cow isn't in the mooo-d, maybe it's you, not her?
 
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I'm easy. All I expect from my relationship is his total adoration, pandering to my every whim, and not expecting me to do anything I don't want to do. That's why we're so happy together :heart:

This ^^^^^
 
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