Pen Pal for Impending Zombie Apocalypse

[macymadison]

You: don’t send dick pictures because you have big dick energy. You like spelling things correctly. You are a sensitive, silly, sarcastic man who wants to find out what the fuck happened to the murder hornets that were supposed to be here in May. You like that I have a Daddy fixation but you also know that’s a pretty big deal if done correctly. You enjoy my kink and enjoy sharing your own. You like telling me the kind of secrets you can only tell total strangers. You could be married, divorced, skinny, fat, whatever, because you and I both know that we’re not meeting in the real world so it doesn’t matter. You do want to be naked down to your soul with a woman who worships your filthy mind and adores taking fantasies just one step further. You want to look forward to our messages and actually laugh out loud at one of my dumb jokes when you’re in the middle of a meeting. You want to tell me what you did to your stupid coworker. You want to kiss me goodnight even though it’s only in your mind. You’ll remember our messages long after we lose touch and masturbate to them way more than you would ever admit. You are a perverted person, disguised as the boy next door. Your foreplay game is strong and you enjoy a well-timed snide remark almost as much as talking dirty.

I: am waiting.

 

[kissedcherry]

What?

Not being critical but I just don't understand this. What is it that you want? I am new here and having a hard time figuring out what some of this is about.

 

[MichiganMike]

Would you mind?

You: don’t send dick pictures because you have big dick energy. You like spelling things correctly. You are a sensitive, silly, sarcastic man who wants to find out what the fuck happened to the murder hornets that were supposed to be here in May. You like that I have a Daddy fixation but you also know that’s a pretty big deal if done correctly. You enjoy my kink and enjoy sharing your own. You like telling me the kind of secrets you can only tell total strangers. You could be married, divorced, skinny, fat, whatever, because you and I both know that we’re not meeting in the real world so it doesn’t matter. You do want to be naked down to your soul with a woman who worships your filthy mind and adores taking fantasies just one step further. You want to look forward to our messages and actually laugh out loud at one of my dumb jokes when you’re in the middle of a meeting. You want to tell me what you did to your stupid coworker. You want to kiss me goodnight even though it’s only in your mind. You’ll remember our messages long after we lose touch and masturbate to them way more than you would ever admit. You are a perverted person, disguised as the boy next door. Your foreplay game is strong and you enjoy a well-timed snide remark almost as much as talking dirty.

I: am waiting.

Would you mind if I PM’d you?

 

[macymadison]

Would you mind if I PM’d you?

Please do.

 

[Markstan1975]

If your pussy is a magical as i hope my day is then the morning cant come quick enough

 

[arthur_k_night]

I am completely new here but expect to find people who show passion through words. I would love to explore you through words and show my passion for words and for you. I'd love to enjoy you and hopefully make you enjoy being with me. I'd love to do a lot more and get to know you. Can I PM you for that dear?

 

[macymadison]

I am completely new here but expect to find people who show passion through words. I would love to explore you through words and show my passion for words and for you. I'd love to enjoy you and hopefully make you enjoy being with me. I'd love to do a lot more and get to know you. Can I PM you for that dear?

PMs are definitely welcome.

 

[jrdexter]

pm sent...

 

[ElliottEden]

Not being critical but I just don't understand this. What is it that you want? I am new here and having a hard time figuring out what some of this is about.

It's called foreplay. Those sweet perhaps slightly kinky things you'd whisper into her ear as she presses her body into yours. That while yes, you're writing words into some sort of electronic medium you can, in your minds eye, smell her hair, feel it against your cheek as you continue to whisper what you'll be doing in a very short while.

Once upon a time people would put pen to paper and write wildly erotic things; James Joyce comes to mind. Evoking that spirit is what the OP seeks. Although not perhaps one you should literally emulate. Luckily his betrothed was a kindred spirit.

As to her second point. There is nothing worse than lack of punctuation run on sentances badd grammer n leet speke forcing the reader to pause, decipher and or guess the writer's meaning in the aforementioned foreplay.

Sigh. Radioactive wombats. The murder hornet's nemesis. At least they're easier to spot when the sun goes down.

 

[macymadison]

It's called foreplay. Those sweet perhaps slightly kinky things you'd whisper into her ear as she presses her body into yours. That while yes, you're writing words into some sort of electronic medium you can, in your minds eye, smell her hair, feel it against your cheek as you continue to whisper what you'll be doing in a very short while.

Once upon a time people would put pen to paper and write wildly erotic things; James Joyce comes to mind. Evoking that spirit is what the OP seeks. Although not perhaps one you should literally emulate. Luckily his betrothed was a kindred spirit.

As to her second point. There is nothing worse than lack of punctuation run on sentances badd grammer n leet speke forcing the reader to pause, decipher and or guess the writer's meaning in the aforementioned foreplay.

Sigh. Radioactive wombats. The murder hornet's nemesis. At least they're easier to spot when the sun goes down.

Ah, Mr. Elliott, here to save the day once again. Thank you Sir for the precise explanation as well as the imagery that accompanied it. I feel all tingly....

 

[Replicant2018]

How magical is your pussy? Care for a PM?

 

[INTPinMD]

Ah you joke about the murder hornets and zombie apocalypse, but lets recap

January-WWIII starting
February- Australia on Fire
March- Corona and lyme disease
April- Murder Hornets
May-George Floyd Protests,...Mea Culpa, Let me amend, the protests aren't a disaster, what happened to George Floyd and is happening in this country due to lack of real leadership is
June- Record Tropical Storm Activity/Saharan dust wave/Loch Ness Monster reappears

And predictions,..
July- Tropical storms get an upgrade and Record Hurricane Season begins
August- Sharknados, because they always follow hurricanes
September- Covid part deux
October- Zombies, you know, because its Halloween
November- The election
December- The Spanish @#$%^ Inquisition, because NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition

**These are just random guesses and not to be taken seriously, any resemblance to disasters real or imaginary is purely coincidental and not the responsibility of the author.

***Macy, feel free to PM if you'd like to discuss any additional irreverence.

 

[QuietHurricane]

Wow. This description is perfect, and one that I can't help but respond to. I'm going to send a PM your way.

 

[Jake0126]

Did someone schedule a zombie apocalypse without consulting me. By god I was ready for a 40 day flood. Now I need to change my survival plan to zombies.

 

[Gracie13]

Did someone schedule a zombie apocalypse without consulting me. By god I was ready for a 40 day flood. Now I need to change my survival plan to zombies.

I’m still prepared for the murder hornets. Who has zombies on their Jumanji list?!

 

[baculum]

I’m still prepared for the murder hornets. Who has zombies on their Jumanji list?!

Could the zombies be the folks killed by the murder hornets?

 

[WetBiMoose]

A little reflection on Murder Hornets....
They found maybe 3? 4?
They're estimated to kill 50 people a year?
I'm Canadian. Bad Coffee, Donuts and Back Bacon kill more people than that daily.

 

[Katch123]

Duplicate post

 

[Katch123]

A good deal

Did someone schedule a zombie apocalypse without consulting me. By god I was ready for a 40 day flood. Now I need to change my survival plan to zombies.

FYI, Banggood.com is having a zombie apocalypse sale on imitation Roladdin shutters,100% pure Chinesium.

 

[mr_d_w]

Who has zombies on their Jumanji list?!

Sorry, that was me! Whose turn is it?