Sean's Kettle Died

[FataMorgana]

Breaking.

 

[FataMorgana]

Post thoughts and memories, let's share in his grief.

I heard it made thousands of brews of builder's tea. It has served him well.

 

[FataMorgana]

Okay, the kettle isn't even cold and he's going to replace it today.

Typical man.

Might be a rebound kettle, won't last.

 

[Saint Peter]

too soon

 

[Sean]

Post thoughts and memories, let's share in his grief.

I heard it made thousands of brews of builder's tea. It has served him well.

Probably an underestimate.

 

[Sean]

Okay, the kettle isn't even cold and he's going to replace it today.

Typical man.

Might be a rebound kettle, won't last.

One can't be sentimental about these things.

 

[FataMorgana]

I remember him telling me back in 2009 there was a power cut in NI and the kettle still worked.

 

[FataMorgana]

One can't be sentimental about these things.

LTR, please note, never go off the boil with this cunt.

 

[Saint Peter]

I remember when Sean's kettle gave Fata the herps!

Good times.
I am going to miss that fucker.

 

[FataMorgana]

I remember when Sean's kettle gave Fata the herps!

Good times.
I am going to miss that fucker.

Which she passed on to you through Chunks. As Fleetwood Mac said, never break the chain.

 

[FataMorgana]

Remember the time Sean's kettle was posting on here as 'Metrodance'.

Those halcyon days are gone forever now.

 

[FataMorgana]

too soon

You always go too fucking far.

 

[lovetoread]

eh, the cunt would replace me as quick as he does the kettle

 

[Conager]

Who would have him??

 

[Sean]

eh, the cunt would replace me as quick as he does the kettle

My new one is red!

 

[FataMorgana]

My new one is red!

Mine is a red Breville. Matches me eyes.

 

[Sean]

Mine is a red Breville. Matches me eyes.

There was a Russell Hobbs half price in the clearance section of Sainsbo's. Sixteen quid.

 

[FataMorgana]

There was a Russell Hobbs half price in the clearance section of Sainsbo's. Sixteen quid.

Bargain.

 

[HisArpy]

See, I knew Sean was just a user.

 

[Saint Peter]

Hopefully it will fit in your old one like the old one fit in the old one.
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The Fata Cozy is awesome! So lifelike. Where did you get it?

 

[Rightguide]

Here's hoping his pot has not been affected.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Was it a heroin overdose?

 

[Sean]

My hair clippers, which I paid twelve quid for two years ago, are going for fifty on Amazon. Some cunts have made a right killing out of Covid. I wish I had shares in a perspex manufacturer, too.

 

[Saint Peter]

My hair clippers, which I paid twelve quid for two years ago, are going for fifty on Amazon. Some cunts have made a right killing out of Covid. I wish I had shares in a perspex manufacturer, too.

Try purchasing scientific grade alcohol.

 

[Sean]

Try purchasing scientific grade alcohol.

I remember you saying. I still have nearly a full litre of 99.9% left.