I'm looking for a story

[dolf]

One thing these threads taught me is that other people don't seem to need their fappage to be feasible. I hadn't realised that I was weird in wanting a back story that makes sense, and realistic dialogue.
Of course this means that I frequently fall asleep imagining the setup, before any actual wanking takes place. But it's worth it for a decent plot.

Anyway, I've decided that my way is the right way, and anyone who content with a female protagonist who says "teehee" is defective

 

[Saint Peter]

I would like to read the story that makes dolf's knees wobble and her earth to shake.

 

[dolf]

I would like to read the story that makes dolf's knees wobble and her earth to shake.

Orgasms are meh. Good for boredom and insomnia. If you really want to rock my world, take me to an artisan food fair.

 

[thør]

One of my grandmas used to say "teehee". "YouHoo" was how she got your attention, if she didn't know your name.

 

[Em_1]

Tee hee

 

[dolf]

One of my grandmas used to say "teehee". "YouHoo" was how she got your attention, if she didn't know your name.

Was your grandmother a badly written, two dimensional, porn character?

 

[thør]

Was your grandmother a badly written, two dimensional, porn character?

I don't exactly know a lot about her life between 1934 and 1940. There's a possibility.

 

[dolf]

Ha!!!

 

[pointless]

I don't exactly know a lot about her life between 1934 and 1940. There's a possibility.

that would actually be an improvement over most porn of that era.

because it's pretty fucking terrible. how people jerked it to soundless, grainy film loops is beyond me.

still. fucking gifs.