Justanother superfluous sequel. Move along, nothing to see.

[TANSTAAFL58]

JUSTA! You skipped over the perfect sig. line. Heck, you've likely said it toi thousands of people at work:

Just spitballing here...


Let me get back to you on this.

I would likely change it to: "Let me get back to you on that"...

 

[kdunn762012]

"tIT Goddess"? My creative juices aren't really flowing today but I still wanted to contribute. Hope you're having a good day sexy.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So long as you were the main focal point.

eh, either way it still leads to a good time

JUSTA! You skipped over the perfect sig. line. Heck, you've likely said it toi thousands of people at work:



I would likely change it to: "Let me get back to you on that"...

haha. you are kind of right. Hell, I have even said it here quite a bit.

"tIT Goddess"? My creative juices aren't really flowing today but I still wanted to contribute. Hope you're having a good day sexy.

Well, you tried. that is what matters.

 

[kdunn762012]

Yeah yeah. No chance you give participation trophies eh?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Yeah yeah. No chance you give participation trophies eh?

maybe a participation ribbon. where shall I tie it?

 

[kdunn762012]

Ribbons get tied around poles..........

 

[19jimbo99]

Hi girl

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Ribbons get tied around poles..........

also around wrists.

Hi girl

well, hello. how have you been?

 

[kdunn762012]

Either is good with me.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well happy saturday. much to my chagrin, I have company so not a ton of time.

Yesterday was interesting, and very masturbation forward for me. First, I did record Spank the Monkey, will see if I need to rerecord. Then I ordered another new toy. Double penetration rabbit, I suspect it should be efficient, as it covers all the spots.

I have been trying to knock out some of the solo things I have tried. Obviously there was large toys, also covered unusual objects, produce, I now have several sets of nipple clamps, so this was on the list.

Also on the list is a Magic wand, though I don't think I will get it. In theory my most expensive retail price toy is the JimmyJane Form 5. Many a female is a big fan, but it is the most boring and least enjoyable toy I own. Yes, I can get off with it, but why? It is rather unfulfilling due to the lack of filling, I guess. I suspect I will feel that way with the wand. Then I have never tried a pussy pump, vibrating nipple clamps, inflating butt plugs. I am sure there must be others. Guys, what haven't I tried?

Anyway, then things got interesting with the cleaning girl at work. I know her husband, actually knew him first. He is like 32, she is about to turn 30. She is also an oversharer, so I know their sex life sucks even worse than mine (he is just not that into her), he has a big cock, he can often be a giant dick, they are very vanilla. Anyway, she shares that he two year old comes wandering out playing with a condom he pulled from their nightstand. I shared that is could be worse, my kid has found my toy drawer. She says that isn't a problem, she has none. None, really, none. She was like "yes, I was actually just considering it, looked on amazon, but so many choices. I really need to especially since I can't seem to get myself out". God damn girl, you never have sex and you never get off alone. And you are 30, not 18 or anything. So yes, the next half hour at work was spent sex toy shopping with the cleaning girl. I recommended she try a finger vibe, a basic started vibe, and a rabbit. Hopefully she fixes that can't get off by herself problem. Or he is bothered by it and tries to compete. Either way is a positive move for her.

But yes, this is just so surprising to me. Apparently, according to Google, only 38 percent of women masturbate and only 50% of women own vibrators. Why? I guess they must have really attentive husbands? Apparently my week like covers it for 100 women though lol.

and then yes, of course, brought out the hand rabbit at bed time.

Anyway, that was what was interesting in friday. And yeah, busy. hiding in the bathroom to type this so more of thursdays tanga

http://i.imgur.com/p4ANjtBm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/GVh8WYpm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/k3ExSxkm.jpg

happy Saturday

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Either is good with me.

Well, aren't you a good sport. maybe both in due time.

 

[clark_kent]

I’m very impressed with today’s pics. Same Tonga yet different from previous set. I like that last one. Good to have that close up view.
Strange - no one ever drops my desk to talk about adult toys. I may need to look for a new place of employment. Now I have FOMO.
I think you covered a lot of toys that I could think of. The vibrating nipple clamps are intriguing but I assume would need to be used in conjunction with another toy in order to achieve desired results?
How do you feel about strap-ons? Ever need to have one just in case? Asking for a friend.

 

[Naughtyboy31]

Mmmm. Sniff sniff to the panties.

Maybe you teach some toy lessons to the cleaning girl.

 

[Passionate_for_her]

Dang! Your Friday sounds like it was super interesting and very exciting, if not multi-explosive by the end. Looking forward to your Spank the Monkey, and hope we get to see your new toy selections in action.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Yes sexy panties pictures especially the front view picture I think you have a very sexy bellybutton.

Well thank you. And well um, the belly button did its job

I’m very impressed with today’s pics. Same Tonga yet different from previous set. I like that last one. Good to have that close up view.
Strange - no one ever drops my desk to talk about adult toys. I may need to look for a new place of employment. Now I have FOMO.
I think you covered a lot of toys that I could think of. The vibrating nipple clamps are intriguing but I assume would need to be used in conjunction with another toy in order to achieve desired results?
How do you feel about strap-ons? Ever need to have one just in case? Asking for a friend.

Thank you. And well she dropped buy to discuss condoms, then it progressed to toys and her husband's huge dick that he rarely uses.

And yes, I would be very surprised if vibrating clamps alone got me off.

Mmmm. Sniff sniff to the panties.

Maybe you teach some toy lessons to the cleaning girl.

Thanks. And yeah, we aren't that close. Verbal discussion only.

Dang! Your Friday sounds like it was super interesting and very exciting, if not multi-explosive by the end. Looking forward to your Spank the Monkey, and hope we get to see your new toy selections in action.

Not exciting, but yes very interesting to me. I am sure you will see spank the monkey and toys as I move down the list.

 

[RjThoughts]

Well happy saturday. much to my chagrin, I have company so not a ton of time.

Yesterday was interesting, and very masturbation forward for me. First, I did record Spank the Monkey, will see if I need to rerecord. Then I ordered another new toy. Double penetration rabbit, I suspect it should be efficient, as it covers all the spots.

I have been trying to knock out some of the solo things I have tried. Obviously there was large toys, also covered unusual objects, produce, I now have several sets of nipple clamps, so this was on the list.

Also on the list is a Magic wand, though I don't think I will get it. In theory my most expensive retail price toy is the JimmyJane Form 5. Many a female is a big fan, but it is the most boring and least enjoyable toy I own. Yes, I can get off with it, but why? It is rather unfulfilling due to the lack of filling, I guess. I suspect I will feel that way with the wand. Then I have never tried a pussy pump, vibrating nipple clamps, inflating butt plugs. I am sure there must be others. Guys, what haven't I tried?

Anyway, then things got interesting with the cleaning girl at work. I know her husband, actually knew him first. He is like 32, she is about to turn 30. She is also an oversharer, so I know their sex life sucks even worse than mine (he is just not that into her), he has a big cock, he can often be a giant dick, they are very vanilla. Anyway, she shares that he two year old comes wandering out playing with a condom he pulled from their nightstand. I shared that is could be worse, my kid has found my toy drawer. She says that isn't a problem, she has none. None, really, none. She was like "yes, I was actually just considering it, looked on amazon, but so many choices. I really need to especially since I can't seem to get myself out". God damn girl, you never have sex and you never get off alone. And you are 30, not 18 or anything. So yes, the next half hour at work was spent sex toy shopping with the cleaning girl. I recommended she try a finger vibe, a basic started vibe, and a rabbit. Hopefully she fixes that can't get off by herself problem. Or he is bothered by it and tries to compete. Either way is a positive move for her.

But yes, this is just so surprising to me. Apparently, according to Google, only 38 percent of women masturbate and only 50% of women own vibrators. Why? I guess they must have really attentive husbands? Apparently my week like covers it for 100 women though lol.

and then yes, of course, brought out the hand rabbit at bed time.

Anyway, that was what was interesting in friday. And yeah, busy. hiding in the bathroom to type this so more of thursdays tanga


happy Saturday

Hiding is a good thing

(I'm grounded, too much pollen!)

 

[clark_kent]

Thank you. And well she dropped buy to discuss condoms, then it progressed to toys and her husband's huge dick that he rarely uses.

And yes, I would be very surprised if vibrating clamps alone got me off.

A huge dick is a terrible thing to waste.
Her asking questions and telling you about his big dick was actually code for inviting you to join them for a 3some and help spice up their sex life.
I look forward to hearing all about it!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Hiding is a good thing

(I'm grounded, too much pollen!)

Well, I am back down to only my child so it is better.

A huge dick is a terrible thing to waste.
Her asking questions and telling you about his big dick was actually code for inviting you to join them for a 3some and help spice up their sex life.
I look forward to hearing all about it!

I know right, and no. She just has no filter. My favorite thing about her.

 

[ohverbatum7]

JimmyJane Form 5. Many a female is a big fan, but it is the most boring and least enjoyable toy I own.
I take it once you have given it a test drive you can't return it if it is a dud?

 

[tnman03]

I enjoyed viewing the Saturday picture post you made. I always enjoy viewing your posts and I really love seeing side view boob pics. Yours looked great.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

JimmyJane Form 5. Many a female is a big fan, but it is the most boring and least enjoyable toy I own.
I take it once you have given it a test drive you can't return it if it is a dud?

Indeed, sex toys are generally non refundable and for good reason. You win some, you lose some. I wouldn't have bought it if not for quite a sale. Several of the other moms were a fan, but eh. I mean if I had nothing else, sure, but otherwise I'll pick something else.

 

[19jimbo99]

Justa + sybian hemm ...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I enjoyed viewing the Saturday picture post you made. I always enjoy viewing your posts and I really love seeing side view boob pics. Yours looked great.

Thanks. My tits are pretty good at side boob, hell they can even do back boob lol.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Justa + sybian hemm ...

Ok, yeah that is on the list, but not like I can hide it in a drawer so hubby doesn't give me judgey looks lol. That one will have to stay in my imagination.

 

[19jimbo99]

Yea they are hella loud too lol...