What Are You Thinking? Continued 7

My wife insists that women don't actually sit around discussing their breasts and lingerie with each other all day. I'm so happy my imagination is more right than her reality.

So glad that we could help make your dreams a reality! :p

Sure you can. What do I get to play with :devil:

I buy stockings from wallmart all the time. Didn't know you could get body stockings.

I like that one too. The size you have on in the pictures looks good ;)

Hrm.. my hair? My bewbs? :cattail:

Learn something new everyday, eh? I've only bought one from there and it's been great; look up the Killer Legs brand!

Mkay, thanks for the advice! :kiss:
 
So glad that we could help make your dreams a reality! :p



Hrm.. my hair? My bewbs? :cattail:

Learn something new everyday, eh? I've only bought one from there and it's been great; look up the Killer Legs brand!

Mkay, thanks for the advice! :kiss:

Based on the pictures you posted, any guy that might be critiquing you, rather than fighting with his zipper to get his pants off, should be kicked to the curb:rose::rose::rose:
 
I'm thinking I really want to keep posting in that thread. Why do good looking women have to be my kryptonite? Why can't nachos be my only kryptonite?

Ah crap, nachos sound so good right now. Dammit, now I gotta go get some nachos. I better put on the pants with the elastic waistband...
 
Someone has asked me out to dinner next week... I’m not sure how that is supposed to work. Aren’t places all takeaway only right now?? I don’t feel too happy about the prospect of travelling by train either.. the whole thing seems like a bad idea. I don’t know how to say no without seeming like a bitch. It would be great to get out, but I just don’t feel okay with it.
 
Someone has asked me out to dinner next week... I’m not sure how that is supposed to work. Aren’t places all takeaway only right now?? I don’t feel too happy about the prospect of travelling by train either.. the whole thing seems like a bad idea. I don’t know how to say no without seeming like a bitch. It would be great to get out, but I just don’t feel okay with it.

Well you have a great reason any reasonable person should be able to understand.
 
Based on the pictures you posted, any guy that might be critiquing you, rather than fighting with his zipper to get his pants off, should be kicked to the curb:rose::rose::rose:

😆 Awww... shucks...It's really all camera tricks, but thank you, sweetie. Still doesn't settle the the Queen size vs. Regular debate though. :p

Someone has asked me out to dinner next week... I’m not sure how that is supposed to work. Aren’t places all takeaway only right now?? I don’t feel too happy about the prospect of travelling by train either.. the whole thing seems like a bad idea. I don’t know how to say no without seeming like a bitch. It would be great to get out, but I just don’t feel okay with it.

Be honest and say that you're not comfortable with eating out right now due to social distancing. Honesty is the best policy and all that jazz.
 
Someone has asked me out to dinner next week... I’m not sure how that is supposed to work. Aren’t places all takeaway only right now?? I don’t feel too happy about the prospect of travelling by train either.. the whole thing seems like a bad idea. I don’t know how to say no without seeming like a bitch. It would be great to get out, but I just don’t feel okay with it.

As JAF said, just be honest. The current environment makes you uncomfortable with going out. Anybody should respect that right now.
 
😆 Awww... shucks...It's really all camera tricks, but thank you, sweetie. Still doesn't settle the the Queen size vs. Regular debate though. :p

Okay, you want an honest opinion, buy the bigger size that will fit your thighs. The one you like is almost like a lace up back. Get some black sating ribbon, lace it up the holes in the back. Tie a pretty bow, and BAM!!! you look gorgeous top and bottom!!

My mechanical engineering skills at work :rose::rose::rose::kiss:
 
Okay, you want an honest opinion, buy the bigger size that will fit your thighs. The one you like is almost like a lace up back. Get some black sating ribbon, lace it up the holes in the back. Tie a pretty bow, and BAM!!! you look gorgeous top and bottom!!

My mechanical engineering skills at work :rose::rose::rose::kiss:

See? Ya could have said that the first time instead of being all sweet and complimentary. ;) And thank you for the opinion and solution to the windsocks problem! Guess I'll be making an order tonight.
 
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I'm thinking every flower has it's own special, unique beauty
and that there's no such thing as just another flower :rose:
 
It's amazing how far men's underwear has come over the last 50 years. Down with the tightly whities forever!!!
 
See? Ya could have said that the first time instead of being all sweet and complimentary. ;) And thank you for the opinion and solution to the windsocks problem! Guess I'll be making an order tonight.

>.< now I wish I had had something more constructive to say :p
 
So... question...

When it comes to bodystockings and sizing, what do you do when you're between sizes? I have the tiny tatas for the regular size but my childbearing hips and thunder thighs are just on the low end of the Queen size. If I get the Queen size, my melons will flap about like windsocks while the regular size may make my thighs and rear look like a can of busted biscuits. 🤔

No idea—little boys tear off the wrapping to get to the present inside. There's also something secretly satisfying about busting open a can of biscuits. I can work with all this imagery; gonna set the butter out to soften. :D
 
HA!

Why you little flirt!
Now you have me smiling - and wondering what you had in mind. ;)

What I had in mind can be a bit messy, is fun both in bed and out of it, and if your spouse or significant other caught you doing it behind their back they might be mighty peeved.

By which, of course, I mean eating cookies. :p
 
Probably shouldn't have left that sex toy/ lingerie box out when the contractor came over. No one mentioned he was going in the bedroom though.
 
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