Pmann's "White Knight the Damsel/Damoiseau Above You" Thread

[Lord Pmann]

So we all know what a fan I have been of white knights and their tiny swords. But May 2020 has been the month of white knighting for Pmann. I have had people come to my rescue on multiple occasions. As is always the case, the white knights were only rewarded with gratitude, not sex.

But here is a thread where you shall white knight the person above you. Perhaps you shall be rewarded with sex.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/011/869/internet_white_knight_colored_4350.jpg

 

[Taegul]

Could you be any more racist? Sheesh.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Could you be any more racist? Sheesh.

I've never seen his penis but I'm sure it's entirely average and not microscopic.

 

[Taegul]

I've never seen his penis but I'm sure it's entirely average and not microscopic.

I can just see his precious "white" knight coming across a knight of color...

http://www.stiftungleostrauss.com/bunker/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/monty_python_2__limbless_black_knight.jpg

 

[Taegul]

I've never seen his penis but I'm sure it's entirely average and not microscopic.

Err, I mean...I'm so tired of people associating crappy Foster's beer with our beloved Aussies. You deserve better.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Err, I mean...I'm so tired of people associating crappy Foster's beer with our beloved Aussies. You deserve better.

He means well and his GIFs are on point. He doesn't have a bad bone in his body (except whatever turkey leg he shoved up his ass).