Has Covid-19 Killed All The Lit Oldtimers?

[Queersetti]

I only ask because there were a few I really hope I outlived.

 

[oggbashan]

Not me. I'm still here despite cancer.

 

[Rotadom]

I only ask because there were a few I really hope I outlived.

Not the deserving ones, at least.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Well, I dunno if it has anything to do with the 'Rona, but...AJ was missing this morning, now that I think about it.

He almost never misses a morning to nut all over this joint.

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[Queersetti]

Not the dreaded Lit Ass Cancer I hope.

Good to see you're still in the game, Ogg.

 

[Queersetti]

Well, I dunno if it has anything to do with the 'Rona, but...AJ was missing this morning, now that I think about it.

He almost never misses a morning to nut all over this joint.

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If he can still nut, I'm impressed.

 

[Queersetti]

Maybe AJ was Eddie Haskell.

 

[adrina]

He's not clever enough.

And hi.

 

[Saint_Ann]

I hear Italy is taking a beating.

 

[Queersetti]

He's not clever enough.

And hi.

To nut, or to be Eddie Haskell?

Hi back at you, lovely.

 

[Queersetti]

I hear Italy is taking a beating.

Italy has been taking a beating since Alaric sacked Rome.

 

[adrina]

To nit, or to be Eddie Haskell?

Hi back at you, lovely.

Now that you mention it, likely both. Is multitasking at failure considered a talent?

 

[Queersetti]

What happened to the guy who shot Ken Osmond?

Did he get acquitted or was "But, dude, it was Eddie Haskell" considered a reasonable defense?

And why didn't he shoot more Osmonds?

 

[Queersetti]

Now that you mention it, likely both. Is multitasking at failure considered a talent?

In some countries it's enough to win in the Electoral College.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Ishmael still draws breath, sadly, but hope springs eternal we'll hear his Covid death rattle before fall.

If not, we'll go back to praying he succumbs to an accidental self-inflicted gunshot wound, which would be the ultimate ironic demise.

 

[Pookie]

What happened to the guy who shot Ken Osmond?

Did he get acquitted or was "But, dude, it was Eddie Haskell" considered a reasonable defense?

And why didn't he shoot more Osmonds?

Put them on Dancing With The Stars.


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[Conager]

Ishmael still draws breath, sadly, but hope springs eternal we'll hear his Covid death rattle before fall.

If not, we'll go back to praying he succumbs to an accidental self-inflicted gunshot wound, which would be the ultimate ironic demise.

You managed "still draws breath," "hope springs eternal," and "praying he succumbs" and misused irony, but in an ironic <sic> twist, failed to work in #17: "Shuffle off this mortal coil" from your list of 34 endlessly repeated, hackneyed phrases.

 

[spacekowboy]

Who you calling old?

 

[Mal_Huevo]

I only ask because there were a few I really hope I outlived.

Ask again in a month. There is still time.

 

[RobDownSouth]

You managed "still draws breath," "hope springs eternal," and "praying he succumbs" and misused irony, but in an ironic <sic> twist, failed to work in #17: "Shuffle off this mortal coil" from your list of 34 endlessly repeated, hackneyed phrases.

I acknowledge that your feelings of inadequacy seem to extend to my vocabulary as well.
*nods*

 

[Queersetti]

Who you calling old?

I remember a thread years ago in which we speculated who would be the first GBer to discover that their kid posted here. Now, I'm wondering who will be the first to discover their grandchild.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Dolf had it...so she says. Her lungs must be very resilient.

 

[Pookie]

I remember a thread years ago in which we speculated who would be the first GBer to discover that their kid posted here. Now, I'm wondering who will be the first to discover their grandchild.

Wasn't Ish the winner of the first round?

 

[Queersetti]

Wasn't Ish the winner of the first round?

Only if we take his word for it that that was really his kid.

 

[Emerson40]

Dolf had it...so she says. Her lungs must be very resilient.

Does that mean you’ll be having the Faux COVID at some point, like that attention grabber you pulled with the faux cancer?