My Wife Left Me for My Best Friend

[SilvaTungDevil]

I really miss him.

 

[Saint_Ann]

I really miss him.

You were married to a dude? That's so 2013.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

You were married to a dude? That's so 2013.

Dammit. I miss my best friend.



But yeah, I shoulda married him.

 

[hogjack]

All three of you need counseling. However, it will probably end up in a threesome.

Yes, I see the world through a prism of porn.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

All three of you need counseling. However, it will probably end up in a threesome.

Yes, I see the world through a prism of porn.

Me too!

The only way I'm gettin' into a threesome sandwich is if everyone's wearing a condiment.

I call mustard!

 

[oneblueye]

hey ...

I really miss him.

sounds too much like a country song to me,

 

[girlsmiley]

I really miss him.

The dog?

Reported!

 

[rae121452]

a country song that wasn't amusing the first time around. you need better material.

 

[dclark21]

Don't cry down my back, baby....

you might rust my spurs!