I just heard the weather person say...

[SpeareChucker]

... we are expecting/predicting an active Hurricane season.


Some thoughts came immediately to mind:

1). They said this last year too.
2). This is all being caused by President Trump.
3). Is it still fashionable to blame Glow Ball Warning?
4). What will the 13-year old self-appointed 'Scientist' have to say?

I'm not worried. It will affect us about as much as SARS-CoV-2 did.
I mean, the virus, not the super-hyped political panic...

I do worry for #4 - FUBAR for life now.

 

[Jada59]

If we all wear the masks, they will go away.

 

[LupusDei]

Actually, as ironically as it is, cleaner air lends for more extreme temperatures and more active weather structures. India is expecting harsh monsoon, for example.

And yes, it is still "fashionable" to talk about climate change, and we will do what we can to use the opportunity the necessary "new normal" offers.

 

[SpeareChucker]

*chuckle*

 

[bestone4ever]

... we are expecting/predicting an active Hurricane season.


Some thoughts came immediately to mind:

1). They said this last year too.
2). This is all being caused by President Trump.
3). Is it still fashionable to blame Glow Ball Warning?
4). What will the 13-year old self-appointed 'Scientist' have to say?

I'm not worried. It will affect us about as much as SARS-CoV-2 did.
I mean, the virus, not the super-hyped political panic...

I do worry for #4 - FUBAR for life now.

Why are you whining about Trump being treated "unfairly" so early in the morning, Trumpateer?

 

[Bigspurt]

Many "Professional" meteorologists pronounce the words precipitation and predict incorrectly.

It's PRE not PER and with predict some times they don't quite get to the t at the end of the word, thus perdic. Is that one mouth perdic? One pussy?

 

[SpeareChucker]

You talking about the local weather girrrrl?


When she speaks, I turn down the sound.

 

[HisArpy]

You talking about the local weather girrrrl?


When she speaks, I turn down the sound.

I usually change the channel.

 

[SpeareChucker]

You have ugly weather girls?

 

[HisArpy]

You have ugly weather girls?

There's someone for everyone, but whoever picked her was REALLY scraping the barrel bottom.

If her hair had any more grease and oil in it, she could start her own lube shop. That voice - :wince: - Fran Drescher's adenoids sound better. She moves like a waddling duck with a broken leg, can't follow the teleprompter, and regularly fucks up with the screen change button gizmo thingy.

Let's not even talk about her diction. Or lack thereof. I think the only reason she has the job is because it's SoCal and it's pretty hard to screw up saying "Sun tomorrow". She does screw it up, but only occasionally.

 

[Klinkster]

Who wants to watch ugly predictions? I’d change the channel too.

As far as the forecasters, I have demoted them all, to twocasters, and cut their pay.
Too many unforced errors.
The old farmer’s almanac is more reliable.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Thanks for the laugh...



I use my training to determine the weather.
I only watch the news for the eye candy.

We do have one ugly one, but she was promoted to late night.

 

[Klinkster]

Meteorologist: Today’s forecast, is clear and still.
English Translation: Clear up to your ass, and still snowing.

 

[HisArpy]

Thanks for the laugh...



I use my training to determine the weather.
I only watch the news for the eye candy.

We do have one ugly one, but she was promoted to late night.

I wish I was only trying to be funny.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Clear and 7!


Details at 10...

 

[SpeareChucker]

I wish I was only trying to be funny.

Some of us just seem to stumble across it...



Ask any humorless Progressive poster here.

 

[Klinkster]

The highly skilled meteorologists themselves, are quite predictable.
They are excellent at being wrong.

‘There’s a 87% chance of a completely whacked out forecast today.”

 

[Bas_van_Fraassen]

... we are expecting/predicting an active Hurricane season.


Some thoughts came immediately to mind:

1). They said this last year too.
2). This is all being caused by President Trump.
3). Is it still fashionable to blame Glow Ball Warning?
4). What will the 13-year old self-appointed 'Scientist' have to say?

I'm not worried. It will affect us about as much as SARS-CoV-2 did.
I mean, the virus, not the super-hyped political panic...

I do worry for #4 - FUBAR for life now.

To point #1, 2019 was actually an above average year for tropical activity in the Atlantic.

 

[FGB]

There is a saying...

I know that they are wrong.... I just don't know which direction they are wrong in!

keep the Jump bag packed,the Gas tank filled and one eye on the Gulf!

As usual.

 

[enigma3]

To point #1, 2019 was actually an above average year for tropical activity in the Atlantic.

Yes. anything you say, can you post a fake news site about it like you normally do.

 

[Bas_van_Fraassen]

Yes. anything you say, can you post a fake news site about it like you normally do.

When have I ever posted to a fake news site? Link?

Thanks for the quote, though!

 

[Saint_Ann]

https://worldtourismtips.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/nude-weather-forecast1.jpg

 

[SpeareChucker]

That's the way I would like to see my weather delivered
although I would assume that every day would be a sunny one
and end up pissed and disappointed about half of the time...

 

[WillJ8787]

I guess you don't understand why predictions are made in the first place... especially those that extend out into an entire season. It's not really for public consumption though the media always reports on it.

Any ideas?

Ps- it has absolutely​ nothing to do with Trump or any President. That's dopey! They don't waste their time on nonsense.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I worked in the field.
I understand a whole helluva lot.

It was just a fun thread on a slow day...