Litiquette VI

How close do you think Literotica reflects your real life?

  • 100%, The way I interact here is exactly how I interact in real life

    Votes: 39 20.2%
  • 0%, Are you crazy. Literotica is as far away from my real life as anything could possibly be and I l

    Votes: 24 12.4%
  • 50%, It's close to my real life, at least how I interact publicly

    Votes: 43 22.3%
  • 50% I'm far more kinky, naughty, filthy here than I am in real life.

    Votes: 87 45.1%

  • Total voters
    193
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I find the Steven Tyler love to be funny. He’s just so odd looking.

I get it.
I find it funny too.
But I can’t help it!
Have you seen the “Crazy” video?!
Yeah, that was me.
Have you seen the “Cryin” video?!
He sang that to me.

I still love him. He’s older than my dad. But I can’t help it!

She gets it.
It’s totally out of our hands.
Primal.
Like the feathers in his hair.

Dude looks like a lady.

Laughing
I’d swap jewelry with him.
And then we’d swing from the chandeliers.
Don’t be jelly.
;)
 
First of all...what the flying fuck is happening around here?

Secondly, yes to Steven Tyler
Yes to Keanu
And I add...

David Bowie in Labyrinth
And Keifer Sutherland...everyday all day but especially in Lost Boys
 
I can’t do David Bowie! Not sure why. Too blonde?

Let’s talk about
Sebastian Bach.
Danzig.
Slash.
Trent Reznor.

In that order.
 
It was that whole...make me your slave and I'll do whatever you want' schtick....so sweet lol
I forgot Trent :eek:

Old Trent Not new Trent.
Billie Joe Armstrong- old version. New one has beetle juice hair.
Johnny Depp. He just seems to get better with age. I mean WTF!!!
 
I can’t do David Bowie! Not sure why. Too blonde?

Let’s talk about
Sebastian Bach.
Danzig.
Slash.
Trent Reznor.

In that order.

I saw Danzig when he opened for Metallica on the Black album tour. Most shocking moment of my life was seeing what a short little snack old Glenn Danzig is.

I'm taller than him.
 
I don’t know who my first crush was, celebrity, or otherwise. I can remember falling in love with women throughout my entire life. From babysitters, to my kindergarten teacher, etc.

This girl I found in my mid teens and had the poster on the wall over my bed all the way into college. When I went to college she had the honor of being in the “dining room” of my studio apartment because I was classy as fuck back then :cool:. For me she represented all women (don’t ask me why—I don’t know) whomever I had a crush on at the time I imagined seeing her like this. In my fantasy, she wanted me to see her like this.

The last time I moved, I found this poster not realizing that I still had it. I threw it away, but first I had to take a pic of it (yes, this is a pic of the actual poster) to always remember the 200,000 times I yanked myself to her and all who she represented to me.
 
Old Trent Not new Trent.
Billie Joe Armstrong- old version. New one has beetle juice hair.
Johnny Depp. He just seems to get better with age. I mean WTF!!!

Johnny..yes!
I have a funny little story...my hometown was filming a movie and my then rental was where Ethan Hawke stayed for the filming. He was friends with Johnny who stayed their too , to visit. When we moved in the seasonal she said...take your pick...the Depp room or the Hawke room. I consciously chose to sleep in the Depp bed for 8 months. My mind ran amuck...
 
I find the Steven Tyler love to be funny. He’s just so odd looking.
.

That's a very kind way to say it. He and Mick...I guess if you can perform on stage, looks aren't as important.

My answer to the question:
As a tween, I had the Farrah Fawcett swimsuit poster complete with high beams. Shit, I think I'd still have that thing in my bedroom if it wouldn't cause a stir.
 
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Jesus fuck.
Could this woman get any hotter?
Yes. Yes, she could.

PS- I got two clicks left, Parker ;)

Johnny..yes!
I have a funny little story...my hometown was filming a movie and my then rental was where Ethan Hawke stayed for the filming. He was friends with Johnny who stayed their too , to visit. When we moved in the seasonal she said...take your pick...the Depp room or the Hawke room. I consciously chose to sleep in the Depp bed for 8 months. My mind ran amuck...

Oh Lawd! What a choice!

Johnny was my man for many, many, many years...
I think Trekka 2020 has gotta go with Ethan tho.

Can we talk about Chris Hemsworth v. Chris Pratt? I think this is an important discussion to have.
 
Jesus fuck.
Could this woman get any hotter?
Yes. Yes, she could.

PS- I got two clicks left, Parker ;)



Oh Lawd! What a choice!

Johnny was my man for many, many, many years...
I think Trekka 2020 has gotta go with Ethan tho.

Can we talk about Chris Hemsworth v. Chris Pratt? I think this is an important discussion to have.

It was rough:rolleyes: I use to fantasize about him coming back just to visit our sweet town and seeing if there was a vacancy lol
Hemsworth...Pratt reminds me of someone who would play one too many frat boy jokes around the house.



Ok...can we talk girl crushes....
Alyssa Milano
Drew Barrymore
...both mentioned above
Winona Ryder
 
Jesus fuck.
Could this woman get any hotter?
Yes. Yes, she could.

PS- I got two clicks left, Parker ;)

imho, few people see her that way. i’m down with that because it improves my chances! :D

PS - clear your history/cookies? maybe that’s a reset.
 
I find the Steven Tyler love to be funny. He’s just so odd looking.



I know. A walking contradiction.

Dude looks like a lady.

I still love him. He’s older than my dad. But I can’t help it!

Absolutely David Bowie. Another ugly crying incident ...


I gotta respect the Steven Tyler love. If I were into guys, I'd be right there with ya.
I missed my calling by about 25 years...i should've been slinging guitar on stage in the 70's-80's.
 
Nowadays, I watch too little media to have a comprehensive crush list.

But gawwdamn. Elizabeth Hurley. And yes, I still adore Jessica Simpson, and did even when she was plump.

Also, I deplore CNN on general principle, but years ago, I would start my day drooling over Robin Meade, with her dimply smile and spectacular legs.
 
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