Laughing Cow Cheese And Men

Jada59

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First let me state that the actual product I remember is not exactly the one shown in the link, but very similar. They don't make that any more. Not in this country (USA) anyway. But they were little soft cubes of cheese in a silver wrapper with a cow logo. They only came in one flavor, IIRC. These appear to be from another country.

http://laughingcow-dev.mobile-5.com/products/snack-bites-cheese/

The first time I saw these was at my friend's house. Her dad had a swinging bachelor pad. He had converted the garage into a rec room. Normally, we were not allowed in there, but this one night, he wasn't home, so we pulled the bed out of the couch and settled in to watch some teen kind of beach movie.

We got hungry. My friend brought back the little package of cheese cubes, curious to see if I had eaten them before. I had not. She told me we were not supposed to eat them but since her dad wasn't home, he wouldn't know.

I remember being giddy as I opened that first silver wrapper. Oooh! We were being naughty!

The cheese was very creamy and didn't have much flavor, but soon we had scarfed down the whole package.

Morning came too soon. We were awakened by her dad screaming about the missing cheese. Then screaming more when he found our blanket littered with wrappers.

Not long after, a package of that cheese appeared in our fridge, partially eaten. I helped myself to a cube, without asking.

Not long after, my dad went into a rage over the missing cube.

That cheese did appear in the fridge once in a awhile after that, but dad made it clear it was not for me. He did allow me a single cube every once in a while though, usually when company came over.

When I got a place of my own, i never thought about the cheese much unless one of my guy friends came over. They would want to go to the store for the cheese. We'd bring it back to my place. They'd give me a cube, then the rest of it would disappear in a flurry of wrappers.

When I got married, my husband would hoard the cheese. I never got any unless I took it upon myself to buy it when he wasn't around. But it wasn't appealing when I had it all to myself.

So... What is with guys and this cheese? Is it chick bait? Do they do unspeakable things with it? :confused: This will haunt me until I get an answer. Thanks!
 
Cheeseheads. That could be an orientation, a food fetish, or an addiction.
 
Some people just like cheese.

My dad was like that, he'd buy huge packages of cheese, usually cheddar, and often 2 lbs or more. Cut a thick slice and nibble.

I tend to eat enough cheese in my regular diet that I don't do that kind of thing myself, but a good cheese can be tempting. Especially around the holidays.
 
In my youth I fell in love with an Irish cheese. When it became unavailable I was devastated. Years later I learned that it was just mozzarella with herbs mixed in.
 
Here it was, like dairylea, Wedge shaped and sold in circular boxes.

It's fucking rancid. Kids' food, for mouths that don't know any better yet. You want creamy and mild? Try a decent brie or camembert.
 
Here it was, like dairylea, Wedge shaped and sold in circular boxes.

It's fucking rancid. Kids' food, for mouths that don't know any better yet. You want creamy and mild? Try a decent brie or camembert.

Are you supposed to eat the crust on brie?
 
Here it was, like dairylea, Wedge shaped and sold in circular boxes.

It's fucking rancid. Kids' food, for mouths that don't know any better yet. You want creamy and mild? Try a decent brie or camembert.
I wouldn't go that far. Just bland and pointless.

The wedge kind had some random spices in em, iirc, whereas the cube kind is literally nothingcheese.
 
Yep Laughing Cow Cheese is good. Mad cow cheese = not good. enjoy
why are you hanging around on here Al? :rolleyes:

In my youth I fell in love with an Irish cheese.
we call them fenian vegetables here.

Here it was, like dairylea, Wedge shaped and sold in circular boxes. dairlea is total shitte

It's fucking rancid.subjective answer Kids' food, for mouths that don't know any better yet. You want creamy and mild? Try a decent brie or camembert.
SNOB!
 
Laughing Cow are like wrapped mini wedges of Velveeta, minus the food coloring.
I can remember when the name was written in French - La Vash Qui Ri, or something like that. It's been a while.
 
Here it was, like dairylea, Wedge shaped and sold in circular boxes.

It's fucking rancid. Kids' food, for mouths that don't know any better yet. You want creamy and mild? Try a decent brie or camembert.

I've never had camembert but I don't like brie. My ex once made me a cheese sandwich with an overload of very runny brie. Ick.

More recently, my daughter and I were shopping. A woman approached us with samples. We thought she said, "Free cheese"? So we took some. It was brie. I had to buy a few malted milk balls to get the taste out of my mouth.
 
Laughing Cow are like wrapped mini wedges of Velveeta, minus the food coloring.
I can remember when the name was written in French - La Vash Qui Ri, or something like that. It's been a while.

Yes. I just don't get the appeal. I do keep one of the wheels around during winter just in case we get snowed in and run out of food. It usually gets thrown out though. It's not very tasty.
 
Never much cared for cheese but I see that Laughing Cow stuff all over.
I have the same question about the brie. Never knew if people ate that shit or not.
 
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