Swannie's Random Stuff

I'm sure you didn't think I was going to show you hotel room playtime in full detail,

Even at your effort to enthrall us with your camera verite, you lit the first photo so well.
nb I don't know how to insert the accents in verite.
 
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Storm fronts have come through here so its been a bit of a busy one around the place.
Dress attire has slightly improved, but bra's have been kidnapped by the garden gnomes and not to be found.
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Knickers have been found though, pretty cotton ones, after a few fanny jokes were thrown about at dinner. We will give it a few days.
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We were only a few days ago skinny dipping in the pool after a bbq and a few drinks.
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Fast forward to tuesday night and I was back in the pool in the middle of a storm trying to rescue the pool cover and its steel winder from the bottom after it got picked up and thrown across the yard.
A bit of destruction about the place. The side fence is probably an insurance claim. There are a few people seeing into the place until its fixed. Branches were down and flying around the area. 120kmh winds came in from the north west and the waves were 8 meters on shore even the next day.
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Lovely views of yourself but not so nice the aftermath of the storm. Wind can be devastating.

Hope you all survived without too much damage.
 
but bra's have been kidnapped by the garden gnomes and not to be found.[/

No borders, just horizons – only freedom. Amelia Earhart
 
We were only a few days ago skinny dipping in the pool after a bbq and a few drinks.

Are those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer over for another year?
 
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after a few fanny jokes were thrown about at dinner.

Really sophisticated chat at your dinner table, was it your husband flexing his comic muscles?
 
bra's have been kidnapped by the garden gnomes and not to be found.

The viewer and the wearer can find a mutual pleasure in this photo.
 
Lovely views of yourself but not so nice the aftermath of the storm. Wind can be devastating.

Hope you all survived without too much damage.
We will have a few cold fronts come through over the winter. Sometimes when they come from the North West instead of southwest they find unusual corridors to blast through. I had an 5m frangipani tree split in half and 43 meters of fence down the side went down.
8 Meter waves???
WOW!
Glad you are safe!!!
8 plus wind is a handful.
Glad that you and yours escaped the storms without injury. :heart:
We get a few through every year. Most are fine. Once in a blue moon there is a bit of damage. It's a windy coast so everything is built for it. Sometimes a quick blast sneaks through and you have to retrieve your washing from down the street or further.
but bra's have been kidnapped by the garden gnomes and not to be found.[/

No borders, just horizons – only freedom. Amelia Earhart

They find the horizon side to side.
We were only a few days ago skinny dipping in the pool after a bbq and a few drinks.

Are those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer over for another year?
No not yet. It is autumn now, but will be 25-26C during the week, so beach weather until mid June probably. Mid June to Mid August is what we call winter.
after a few fanny jokes were thrown about at dinner.

Really sophisticated chat at your dinner table, was it your husband flexing his comic muscles?
No the girls were on a roll with the (English) fanny jokes. He values his activities in said fanny enough to be judicious about how many he will throw around in a free for all.
bra's have been kidnapped by the garden gnomes and not to be found.

The viewer and the wearer can find a mutual pleasure in this photo.
I'm sure. I just like flopping free.
 
Storm fronts have come through here so its been a bit of a busy one around the place.
Dress attire has slightly improved, but bra's have been kidnapped by the garden gnomes and not to be found.
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Knickers have been found though, pretty cotton ones, after a few fanny jokes were thrown about at dinner. We will give it a few days.
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We were only a few days ago skinny dipping in the pool after a bbq and a few drinks.
attachment.php

Fast forward to tuesday night and I was back in the pool in the middle of a storm trying to rescue the pool cover and its steel winder from the bottom after it got picked up and thrown across the yard.
A bit of destruction about the place. The side fence is probably an insurance claim. There are a few people seeing into the place until its fixed. Branches were down and flying around the area. 120kmh winds came in from the north west and the waves were 8 meters on shore even the next day.
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Wow you have big storms there. I'm glad you are enjoying the water still. I can't seem to match your personality with cotton panties with hearts on them, they are very cute.
 
Wow you have big storms there. I'm glad you are enjoying the water still. I can't seem to match your personality with cotton panties with hearts on them, they are very cute.

White cotton with hearts on it not my personality.... ok let me see how I can fix that
 
Black knickers for mothers day. Hopefully that's more suitable than white with hearts. Still respectable.


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Lovely round Ass. :heart::heart:
Happy Mother's Day
Yes I have my round days. Thank you.
Respectable, but cheeky.

Somewhat. MIL's this afternoon so felt full bikini was appropriate. As she only had sons, at the time of my wedding I invited her along with my mum to go and look at wedding dresses and do the mum/daughter dress thing. The conversation between the two of them just behind me studying my thong in between dresses was something. When FIL (now deceased) came to pick her up he accidentally caught sight of the whole show through a dressing room door that was opened up and had cheeky floss jokes to be made for the rest of his life.
 
Half way around the globe

We have had storms and wind but nothing like that here. 80F on Thursday and 39 overnight last night, weird times and weird weather! Glad you panties were safe and sorry not sorry about the bra missing in action. Glad you are safe.
 
FIL (now deceased) came to pick her up he accidentally caught sight of the whole show

One of the trouble with men is we may not say much, but what we say, we say it often.
 
You may have read me commenting i like white panties, but then this delicious view is something I seldom see in the flesh,and enjoy that you are colour coordinated.
 
Yes I have my round days. Thank you.


Somewhat. MIL's this afternoon so felt full bikini was appropriate. As she only had sons, at the time of my wedding I invited her along with my mum to go and look at wedding dresses and do the mum/daughter dress thing. The conversation between the two of them just behind me studying my thong in between dresses was something. When FIL (now deceased) came to pick her up he accidentally caught sight of the whole show through a dressing room door that was opened up and had cheeky floss jokes to be made for the rest of his life.

I bet that was one memory FIL replayed in his mind for the rest of his life.
 
Black knickers for mothers day. Hopefully that's more suitable than white with hearts. Still respectable.


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Happy belated Mother’s Day :heart:

Gorgeous pic, sexy and classy in the way only you pull off so well, x
 
Man o man you have such a nice backside. Kisses and nibbles and a Happy Mother's day.
It's still holding in there. Hopefully a bit more mileage left in the tread but who knows what way it will go.
We have had storms and wind but nothing like that here. 80F on Thursday and 39 overnight last night, weird times and weird weather! Glad you panties were safe and sorry not sorry about the bra missing in action. Glad you are safe.
Nothing much to worry about.
FIL (now deceased) came to pick her up he accidentally caught sight of the whole show

One of the trouble with men is we may not say much, but what we say, we say it often.
He could tell it well
You may have read me commenting i like white panties, but then this delicious view is something I seldom see in the flesh,and enjoy that you are colour coordinated.
Sometimes white sometimes black sometimes every other colour.
I bet that was one memory FIL replayed in his mind for the rest of his life.
Probably not but he could tell a good story. He copped plenty of eye fulls over the years coming around the back to play with the dog, or going to a hot spring with us all in Japan. He could weave it into the conversation. I miss him a lot actually, a real man's man in the best meaning of it.
Happy belated Mother’s Day :heart:

Gorgeous pic, sexy and classy in the way only you pull off so well, x
Thanks hon.
 
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