Litiquette VI

[Richard_C]

I’m a little Pinterest and a little Pornhub
I’m Tupac and Proverbs 31
Lobster tail and frozen French Bread pizza
Pottery Barn and IKEA
Tall Frye boots and flip flops
I would rather eat Spaghettio’s with meatballs than Sushi any day of the week.

I just happened to catch this little gem!


25,000 points!!

 

[hotwords229_A]

There has to be an awkward moment when the kid makes eye contact with you a few years later as if to say, "I know what you did"

 

[Rapha1979]

Fact.

I was a TURBO CUNT when I was pregnant. Both fucking times.

I love both the sentiment and your uncompromising command of the English vernacular

 

[Booboobear84]

This. I never felt sexier than when I was pregnant. I would jump my ex daily. Sadly, he didn’t feel the same. Thought he would hurt the baby.
As if. I barely felt him.

I would be nervous about missionary but seems like other positions would be safe. I think it beats a man consumed by his own needs and not caring, and there are plenty of those.

 

[Rapha1979]

Many men underestimate the resiliency of the almighty vag.

Quite. Combined with the fact that your penis goes in the vagina and that’s not where the baby is. Unless you’re fucking a woman who’s giving birth. In which case you should probably have a serious word with yourself.

 

[Trekka]

This. I never felt sexier than when I was pregnant. I would jump my ex daily. Sadly, he didn’t feel the same. Thought he would hurt the baby.
As if. I barely felt him.

Ugh!

I think my ex had sex with me twice when I was pregnant. Maybe.

I mean, the man didn’t have much sex with me on a good day, but being preggo turned our bedroom into the Sahara desert.

Tragic.

 

[Rapha1979]

Ugh!

I think my ex had sex with me twice when I was pregnant. Maybe.

I mean, the man didn’t have much sex with me on a good day, but being preggo turned our bedroom into the Sahara desert.

Tragic.

What the fuck is wrong with all these guys?

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

Many men underestimate the resiliency of the almighty vag.

Quite. Combined with the fact that your penis goes in the vagina and that’s not where the baby is. Unless you’re fucking a woman who’s giving birth. In which case you should probably have a serious word with yourself.

Many men underestimate the phrase "Where there's a will, there's a way". If you want to fuck, you'll figure out how.

Dude...just fuck already, and get over yourself...pregnant women have been fucking since people started walking upright and there's 8 billion of us fuckers running around.

 

[Trekka]

What the fuck is wrong with all these guys?

Well, they’re all divorced now...

 

[Richard_C]

I'm divorced, but preggo sex was fantastic!! There was no 1 week down time!! Game on!!!!!!!

 

[Rapha1979]

Well, they’re all divorced now...

And now it all begins to make sense!

 

[Dribble]

They had no issue fucking the week before they found out...why would they stop the week after?

 

[Sh75]

I think pregnant women are beautiful, everything is accentuated from their femininity, their curves, the sexiness and of course their sex drive. And the sex was great and for a good period of it, plentiful. So yeah im a fan

 

[Trekka]

They had no issue fucking the week before they found out...why would they stop the week after?

Oh, that man had issues most weeks out of the year...

He much preferred a high speed internet connection and his right hand to my real life flesh. Plus or minus some pills n powders.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I am in the category of ... I never felt more beautiful than when I was pregnant.
I was lucky that my husband constantly reminded me how beautiful I was. He was only slightly scared of sex as things got farther along. But it didn't stop him. He might have been more gentle.

Of course once my milk came in. He enjoyed my boobs even more. Of course when I was pregnant I pretty much had a table on my chest. I could not see my feet for months. My boobs got bigger and stayed bigger.

 

[Rapha1979]

I think I’m going to have to step away from this thread for a while. I’m getting a bit hot and flustered.

 

[StacyLeigh]

When I have nothing intelligent or insightful to add, I read...

"When you're very pregnant there is this undeniable evidence you have had sex with a man," …. "And that can be titillating. It's like wearing a billboard sign on your body: "I! Had! Sex!"

and separately...

"...women were proportionately 27% more likely to search for pregnant related porn compared to men."

 

[Lord Pmann]

I guess today's question is... Do you wanna fuck a pregnant lady? And do you like pregnant women? And, if you've been pregnant, did you feel sexy with your cankles? Or did you feel like an ubercunt?

Baby, Baby, Baby by Dirty Loops

https://youtu.be/KjVGJ3YFDc8

 

[Sh75]

When I have nothing intelligent or insightful to add, I read...

"When you're very pregnant there is this undeniable evidence you have had sex with a man," …. "And that can be titillating. It's like wearing a billboard sign on your body: "I! Had! Sex!"

and separately...

"...women were proportionately 27% more likely to search for pregnant related porn compared to men."

So what site do you visit most and was your billboard garish and brightly colored.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I was luscious and curvy as my stomach swelled and tits spilled out of my bra.
Summer babies and I lived in sundresses.

Then came in the milk.
drip... drip... drip...
Nice round soaked spots on my tank tops showing through to my hard nipples.
And sometimes you’re out and about and there’s no hiding that.

Mmmhmmm...

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I guess today's question is... Do you wanna fuck a pregnant lady? And do you like pregnant women? And, if you've been pregnant, did you feel sexy with your cankles? Or did you feel like an ubercunt?

Baby, Baby, Baby by Dirty Loops

https://youtu.be/KjVGJ3YFDc8

When i was pregnant i felt sexier than i ever have for some reason. As I got into my third trimester, my husband was a little bit afraid of hurting the baby, but he obliged me.

I was ravenous and insatiable. I wanted it every hour of the day. I craved sex and enchiladas in equal measure.

 

[Lord Pmann]

As someone with no kids... Pregnancy freaks me the fuck out. Not gonna lie. The concept of it... It's scary as hell. You're literally a host. I know it makes me sound like the evil patriarchy. Don't care. It's scary.

If someone I liked was pregnant, would I have sex? Of course. But I'd be freaked out. A baby is in the belly. The concept of bigger boobs... A+. The concept of a baby in the belly? D-.

I know I'll get pitchforked for these comments. But it's scary as hell to me. But this comes from the guy who got a vasectomy at 27.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Pregnancy is beautiful. And hotter than hot.

No issues here.

 

[Rapha1979]

Ok, I stayed away for about 10 mins and now I’m back. What have I missed?

I was luscious and curvy as my stomach swelled and tits spilled out of my bra.
Summer babies and I lived in sundresses.

Then came in the milk.
drip... drip... drip...
Nice round soaked spots on my tank tops showing through to my hard nipples.
And sometimes you’re out and about and there’s no hiding that.

Mmmhmmm...

This. I felt like a fucking goddess.

When i was pregnant i felt sexier than i ever have for some reason. As I got into my third trimester, my husband was a little bit afraid of hurting the baby, but he obliged me.

I was ravenous and insatiable. I wanted it every hour of the day. I craved sex and enchiladas in equal measure.

I've never felt sexier, or hornier, than when I was pregnant. For the first time, I loved my body and all it was capable of. Add in the idea of mating, being claimed, having his seed coating my cervix and creating a new life. Watching my tummy swell and my breasts leak. Yea. It's hot.

Holy fuck!

 

[Pervy_Sage]

I was luscious and curvy as my stomach swelled and tits spilled out of my bra.
Summer babies and I lived in sundresses.

Then came in the milk.
drip... drip... drip...
Nice round soaked spots on my tank tops showing through to my hard nipples.
And sometimes you’re out and about and there’s no hiding that.

Mmmhmmm...

You uh. Ummm....

What was I saying??