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Tryharder62 said:
Did you know it is illegal in Texas to sell your eyeballs?:eek:
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seriously? just goes to prove that usOFa has no culture!

Friends, Romans,countrymen - lend me your ears... However i cannot have anything to do with your eyeballs.:eek:
 
hobbit. said:
seriously? just goes to prove that usOFa has no culture!

Friends, Romans,countrymen - lend me your ears... However i cannot have anything to do with your eyeballs.:eek:
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In Hawaii it is illegal to put a coin in your ear. We have culture.:cool:
 
My family would assume murder, or serious assault. Because they never move on from who you were in your teens :rolleyes:
 
I hate to be a bore, but unless you're in a dodgy country, you can't be arrested without explanation. I watch tv - I know my rights and I want that phone call :cool:
 
stickygirl said:
I hate to be a bore, but unless you're in a dodgy country, you can't be arrested without explanation. I watch tv - I know my rights and I want that phone call :cool:
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I believe she meant that your friends and family hadn't yet received an explanation, not that you didn't receive one on arrest.
 
Public intox would be everyones first guess after that it degenerates pretty quickly into really rando shit.
 
That neighbors found threatening how I'm holding my axe while talking with them.
 
Trying to cross back in from Mexico with more than the allowed amount of cheap tequila and Alprazolam.
 
Tryharder62 said:
In Hawaii it is illegal to put a coin in your ear. We have culture.:cool:
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So, if you have a sows ear that you somehow managed to turn into a silk purse, it's YOUR ear-purse.

Yet in Hawaii you can't put your money in it?

That's messed up.
 
They may not care about the crime, charge, excuse, etc. They could assume I will die in prison and call their lawyers. The homeowner relatives bought houses with lawsuit money.
 
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