~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Cyberbella]

Lex Luthor has been a tremendous influence in my life lol.



They can't wait for the Punky Brewster reboot.

quality control for male sex aides

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

quality control for male sex aides

Does 100 push ups everyday.

 

[done_got_old]

Does 100 push ups everyday.

He's impotent.

 

[DeckardNYC]

He's impotent.

She's only 43.

 

[kurrginatorX]

He sneaks around the neighborhood breathing into peoples' mail slots.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

He’s not allowed within 100 feet of a nursing home.

 

[Taegul]

Invented a raincoat made out of 100% sponge.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

He once got into a brawl with 30 drunk clowns.

 

[Sundayschild]

He once got into a brawl with 30 drunk clowns.

Knows 29 other clowns

 

[Lastingimpressions]

He likes to keep the funk at a minimum level.

 

[sallycee]

Loves to hide in plain sight.....

 

[DeckardNYC]

Hooks her vibrator up to a washing machine engine every Friday night.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Keeps his favorite tube sock in a glass display case next to his bed.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Keeps his favorite tube sock in a glass display case next to his bed.

Actually tastes like beef

 

[kurrginatorX]

Actually tastes like beef

He dresses like Pee Wee Herman and goes to random XXX theatres to whack off.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Goes to the XXX Theaters to read the magazines.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Has french kissed a variety of barnyard animals as part of a scientific study.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Was my assistant that actually kissed the barnyard animals while I documented the study.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Was my assistant that actually kissed the barnyard animals while I documented the study.

His celebrity crush is Roseanne Barr.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

His celebrity crush is Roseanne Barr.

Has driven the wrong direction on every one way street in NYC.

 

[Cyberbella]

Has driven the wrong direction on every one way street in NYC.

Has to pluck and can not manscape.

 

[Jaws82]

Prefers Steampunk

 

[Sundayschild]

Has to pluck and can not manscape.

Going to be important in the next Marvel film

 

[DeckardNYC]

Going to be important in the next Marvel film

Writes names on his goldfish with Sharpies.

 

[Sundayschild]

Writes names on his goldfish with Sharpies.

30 second memory. I'm helping.

Skis backwards. I mean uphill.